To the author justice, to ourselves but grace. Shark, squire, impostor, many persons more, The vices that she breeds, above their cure. But will with such fair córrectives be pleased: For here he doth not fear who can apply. If there be any that will sit so nigh Unto the stream, to look what it doth run, They shall find things they'd think or wish were done; They are so natural follies, but so shown As even the doers may see, and yet not own. 10 20 ACT I. SCENE I. -A Room in LOVEWIT'S House. Enter FACE, in a captain's uniform, with his sword drawn, and SUBTLE with a vial, quarrelling, and followed by DOL COMMON. Face. Believe't, I will. Sub. Thy worst. I spit at thee. Dol. Have you your wits? Why, gentlemen, for love Dol. Nay, look ye, sovereign, general, are you madmen? Sub. Oh, let the wild sheep loose. I'll gum your silks With good strong water, an you come. Dol. Will you have The neighbours hear you? will you betray all? Hark! I hear somebody. Face. Sirrah Sub. I shall mar All that the tailor has made, if you approach. Face. You most notorious whelp, you insolent slave, Dare you do this? Sub. Yes, faith; yes, faith. Face. Why, who Am I, my mongrel? Who am I? Sub. I'll tell you, Since you know not yourself. Face. Speak lower, rogue. 10 20 Sub. Yes, you were once (time's not long past) the good, Honest, plain, livery three pound thrum that kept Your master's worship's house here in the Friars, For the vacations Face. Will you be so loud? Sub. Since, by my means, translated suburb-captain. Face. By your means, doctor dog! Sub. Within man's memory, All this I speak of. Face. Why, I pray you, have I Been countenanced by you, or you by me? Do but collect, sir, where I met you first. Sub. I do not hear well. 30 Face. Not of this, I think it. But I shall put you in mind, sir ; at Pie-corner, Sub. I wish you could advance your voice a little.1 A felt of rug, and a thin threaden cloak, That scarce would cover your no buttocks Sub. So, sir! Face. When all your alchemy and your algebra, Your conjuring, cozening, and your dozen of trades, 4 Would make you tinder, but to see a fire, I gave you countenance, credit for your coals, A house to practise in Sub. Your master's house! Face. Where you have studied the more thriving skill Of cozening since. Sub. Yes, in your master's house. You and the rats here kept possession. 1 A play on the word voice, which is used here for reputation. 8 Hat of coarse woollen cloth. 4 Body. 40 50 60 Make it not strange. I know you were one could keep 2 The which, together with your Christmas vails Sub. No, you scarab, I'll thunder you in pieces: I will teach you That carries tempest in his hand and voice. Thou vermin, have I ta'en thee out of dung, So poor, so wretched, when no living thing Would keep thee company, but a spider, or worse? Giv'n thee thy oaths, thy quarrelling dimensions, 1 Beer furnished to the poor, from a rich man's buttery. 4 The servant received a small fee for furnishing counters. 70 80 90 Made thee a second in mine own great art? Would you be gone now? Dol. Gentlemen, what mean you? Will you mar all? Sub. Slave, thou hadst no name Dol. Will you undo yourselves with civil war? Dol. Do you know who hears you, sovereign? Dol. Nay, general, I thought you were civil. Face. I shall turn desperate if you grow thus loud. Sub. And hang thyself, I care not. Face. Hang thee, collier, And all thy pots and pans, in picture, I will, Since thou hast moved me Dol. Oh, this will o'erthrow all. Face. Write thee up bawd in Paul's, have all thy tricks, Of cozening with a hollow coal, dust, scrapings, Erecting figures in your rows of houses,2 And taking in of shadows with a glass,3 Told in red letters; and a face cut for thee 1 That is, fail at the last moment, when success is at hand. 100 IIO 120 2 Each house, in astrology, corresponded to one of the twelve signs of the zodiac. 3 Method of divination. |