Cal. Welcome, O poison, physic against lust, To draw the customers of sin : come, come, O stop that speedy messenger of death; O let him not run down that narrow path Which leads unto thy heart, nor carry news To thy removing soul that thou must die. Cal. 'Tis done already, the spiritual court Is breaking up; all offices discharg'd, My soul removes from this weak standing-house Of frail mortality: dear father, bless Me now and ever: dearer man, farewell; I jointly take my leave of thee and life; Go, tell the king thou hast a constant wife. Fath. Smiles on my cheeks arise To see how sweetly a true virgin dies. [The beauty and force of this scene are much diminished to the reader of the entire play, when he comes to find that this solemn preparation is but a sham contrivance of the father's, and the potion which Calestina swallows nothing more than a sleeping draught; from the effects of which she is to awake in due time, to the surprise of her husband, and the great mirth and edification of the King and his courtiers.-As Hamlet says, they do but "poison in jest." The sentiments are worthy of a real martyrdom, and an Appian sacrifice in earnest.] FURTHER EXTRACTS FROM Horace. What could I do, out of a just revenge, Demetrius. Good Horace, no; my cheeks do blush As often as thou speak'st so. Where one true And nobly-virtuous spirit for thy best part In any good man's love, which thy worth owns, Thy friends with bays to crown thy poesy. Crispinus. This makes us angry, but not envious. THE HONEST WHORE, A COMEDY: Hospital for Lunatics. THERE are of mad men, as there are of tame, 1 In this comedy, Ben Jonson, under the name of Horace, is reprehended, in retaliation of his "Poetaster;" in which he had attacked two of his brother dramatists, probably Marston and Decker, under the name of Crispinus and Demetrius. So apish and fantastick, play with a feather; And, though 'twould grieve a soul to see God's image So blemish'd and defaced, yet do they act Such antick and such pretty lunacies, That, spite of sorrow, they will make you smile. Patience. Patience! why, 'tis the soul of peace: THE SECOND PART OF THE HONEST WHORE. BY THE SAME AUTHOR. BELLAFRONT, a reclaimed harlot, recounts some of the miseries of her profession. LIKE an ill husband, though I knew the same Thus said I to myself, I am a whore, And have drunk down thus much confusion more. when in the street A fair young modest damsel 1 I did meet That followed her, went with a bashful glance; She, crown'd with reverend praises, passed by them, I, though with face mask'd, could not scape the hem, For, as if Heaven had set strange marks on whores, Let her walk saint-like, noteless, and unknown, 1 This simple picture of honour and shame, contrasted without violence, and expressed without immodesty, is worth all the strong lines against the harlot's profession, with which both Parts of this play are offensively crowded. A satirist is always to be suspected, who, to make vice odious, dwells upon all its acts and minutest circumstances with a sort of relish and retrospective gust. But so near are the boundaries of panegyric and invective, that a worn-out sinner is sometimes found to make the best declaimer against sin. The same high-seasoned descriptions which in his unregenerate state served to inflame his appetites, in his new province of a moralist will serve him (a little turned) to expose the enormity of those appetites in other men. No one will doubt, who read Marston's Satires, that the author in some part of his life must have been something more than a theorist in vice. Have we never heard an old preacher in the pulpit display such an insight into the mystery of ungodliness, as made us wonder with reason how a good man came by it? When Cervantes with such proficiency of fondness dwells upon the Don's library, who sees not that he has been a great reader of books of knight errantry ? perhaps was at some time of his life in danger of falling into those very extravagances which he ridicules so happily in his hero? The happy man. He that makes gold his wife, but not his whore, He for whom poor men's curses dig no grave, He that counts Youth his sword, and Age his staff, And dead, no crow, he is a Happy Man. [The turn of this is the same with Iago's definition of a Deserving Woman: "She that was ever fair and never proud," &c. The matter is superior.] WESTWARD HOE, A COMEDY: Pleasure, the general pursuit. SWEET Pleasure! Delicious Pleasure! earth's supremest good, Our blood, to buy us names; and in iron hold |