Enter Timon, and his train. Tim. So foon as dinner's done, we'll forth again, My Alcibiades.-Well, what's your will? [They prefent their bills. Cap. My Lord, here is a note of certain dues. Tim. Dues? whence are you? Cap. Of Athens here, my Lord. Cap. Please it your Lordship, he hath put me off To call upon his own; and humbly prays you, Tim. Mine honest friend, I pr'ythee, but repair to me next morning. Tim. Contain thy felf, good friend. Var. One Varro's fervant, my good Lord- Ifid. Your fteward puts me off, my Lord, and I Tim. Give me breath: I do beseech you, good my Lords, keep on, [Ex. Lords. How goes the world, that I am thus encountred Flav. Pleafe you, gentlemen, The time is unagreeable to this bufinefs: That I may make his Lordship understand Wherefore you are not paid. Tim. Do fo, my friends; fee them well entertain'd. [Exit Tim. Flav. Pray, draw near. Enter Apemantus, and Fool. [Exit Flav. Cap. Stay, ftay, here comes the fool with Apemantus, let's have fome fport with 'em. Var. Hang him, he'll abufe us. Ifid. A plague upon him, dog. Apem. Doft dialogue with thy fhadow? Var. I fpeak not to thee. Apem. No, 'tis to thyself. Come away. Ifid. There's the fool hangs on your back already. Apem. No, thou ftand'ft fingle, thou art not on him yet. Cap. Where's the fool now? Apem. He laft afk'd the queftion. Poor rogues, and ufurers men! bawds between gold and want! All. What are we, Apemantus? Apem. Affes. All. Why? Apem. That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves. Speak to 'em, fool. Fool. How do you, gentlemen? All. Gramercies, good fool: how does your miftrefs? Fool. She's e'en fetting on water to fcald fuch chickens as you are. 'Would, we could fee you at Corinth. Apem. Good! gramercy! Enter Page. Fool. Look you, here comes my mistress's page. Page. Why how now, captain? what do you in this wife company? how doft thou, Apemantus? Apem. 'Would, I had a rod in my mouth, that I might anfwer thee profitably. Page. Pr'ythee, Apemantus, read me the fuperfcription of thefe letters; I know not which is which. Apem. Canft not read? Page. No. Apem. There will little learning die then, that day thou art hang'd. This is to Lord Timon, this to Alcibiades. Go, thou waft born a bastard, and thou'lt die a bawd. Page. Page. Thou waft whelpt a dog, and thou fhalt famil, a dog's death. Anfwer not, I am gone. Apem. Ev'n fo thou out-run'ft grace. [Exit. Apem. So would I-as good a trick as ever hangman ferv'd thief. Fool Are you three ufurers men? All. Ay, fool. Fool. I think, no ufurer but has a fool to his fervant. My miftref is one, and I am her fool; when men come to borrow of your mafters, they approach fadly, and go away merrily; but they enter my miftrefs's houfe merrily, and go away fadly. The reafon of this ? Var. I could render one. Apem. Do it then, that we may account thee a whorematter, and a knave; which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no lefs eft em'd. Var. What is a whore-mafter, fool? Fool. A fool in good clothes, and fomething like thee. 'Tis a fpirit; fometimes it appears like a Lord, fometimes like a lawyer, fometimes like a philofopher, with two ftones more than's artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and generally, in all fhapes that man goes up and down in, from fourfcore to thirteen, this fpirit walks in. Var. Thou art not altogether a fool. Fool. Nor thou altogether a wife man ; as much foolery as I have, fo much wit thou lack'ft. Apem. That anfwer might have become Apemantus. All. Afide, afide, here comes Lord Timon. Enter Timon and Flavius. Apem. Come with me, fool, come. Fool. I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; fometime, the philofopher. Flav. Pray you walk near, I'll fpeak with you anon. [Exeunt Creditors, Apemantus, and Fool. Tim. You make me marvel; wherefore, ere this time, Had you not fully laid my flate before me? That I might fo have rated my expence, As I had leave of means. Flav. You would not hear me : At many leifures I propos'd. Tim. Go to: Perchance, fome fingle vantages you took, Flav. O my good Lord, At many times I brought in my accounts, When, for fome trifling prefent, you have bid me And your great flow of debts. My dear-lov'd Lord, To pay your prefent debts. Tim. Let all my land be fold. Flav. 'Tis all engag'd, fome forfeited and gone: Tim. (14) How goes our reck'ning?] Mr. Warburton gave me fo ingenious a conjecture on this paffage, that tho' I have not ventur'd, against the authority of all the books, to infert it in the text, I cannot but give it a place here. "This fteward, (fays he) methinks, talks very "wildly. His mafter, indeed, might well have afk'd, How goes our "reck'ning? But the steward was too well fatisfied in this question: "I would read, therefore, "Hold Tim. To Lacedæmom did my land extend. Flav. O my good Lord, the world is but a world; Were it all yours, to give it in a breath, How quickly were it gone! Tim. You tell me true. Flav. If you fufpect my husbandry or falfhood; Call me before th' exactest auditors, And fet me on the proof. So the gods blefs me, When all our offices have been oppreft With riotous feeders; when our vaults have wept With drunken fpilth of wine; when every room Hath blaz'd with lights, and bray'd with minstrelsy; I have retir'd me to a wasteful cock, And fet mine eyes at flow. Tim. Pr'ythee, no more. Flav. Heav'ns! have I faid, the bounty of this Lord! How many prodigal bits have flaves and peafants This night englutted! who now is not Timon's? What heart, head, fword, force, means, but is Lord Timon's? Great Timon, noble, worthy, royal Timon's? Ah! when the means are gone, that buy this praise, The breath is gone whereof this praise is made: Feaft-won, faft-loft: one cloud of winter showers, Thefe flies are coucht. Tim. Come, fermon me no further. No villainous bounty yet hath paft my heart; Why doft thou weep? canft thou the confcience lack, Flav. Affurance blefs your thoughts! "Hold good our reck'ning?" If the text, however, fhould be without fault, in this manner it must be expounded. Sir, we have not enough left hardly to fatisfy prefent demands; and others are drawing on apace: how fhall we guard against intervening dangers, and what a deplorable reckoning will things come to at last? Tim. |