Then don't be angry with my diction, CANDIDUS. THOUGHTS On Walking in ETON-COLLEGE. There, as I trod her court around, Learnt their firft thought of Men and Things? "Ah, yes!—this ruftic College fhews Thus, as I difcontented cried, Methought a murmuring voice replied, And feem'd, along the gloomy way, In whispering friendly tone to fay "Go, penfive youth, and learn to prize What thoughtless minds too oft despise. 'Tis true-this ruftic manfion shews Where Warriors, Statesmen, Courtiers rofe : But caft thy penfive eyes around, See now how ftill the hallow'd ground! No noises wake th' attentive ear! No gay-clad feet now wander here! "Thus the fweet Bard, whofe gentle lay Could charm diftrefs and woe awayThe hero-whofe ambitious foul For conqueft rov'd from pole to poleAnd others of a various name, Who here first trod the path to fame, Muft all in folemn filence lay Sad! as thefe dreary walls betray. Learn, penfive mortal, 'then to know, That rank or wealth are "paffing shew.” To MIRA, on her WEDDING DAY. By Mr. WEEB. ASSUME, my Verfe, thy wonted art, While all in expectation stand, Can't thou not paint the willing heart That coyly gives the trembling hand? Canft thou not fummon from the sky Soft Venus and her milk-white Doves? Mark-in an eafy yoke they fly, An emblem of unfever'd loves. Now, Mira, art thou pale with fear; Look not, thou Sweetnefs, thus forlorn; She fmiles-and now fuch tints appear As fteal upon the filver morn.— Quick, Hymen, to the temple lead; Cupid, thy victory pursue; In blushes rofe the confcious Maid; Trust me, fhe'll fet in blufhes too. Well may the lover fondly gaze On thy bright cheek, and bloom of youth, Impatient of the calmer praife Of sweetness, innocence, and truth. Yet thefe fhall to thy latest hour, Thefe only fhall fecure thy blifs : When the pale lip hath loft its power, The fe fhall give nectar to the kiss. Sure had he living view'd thy tender youth, The blush of honour, and the grace of truth, Ne'er with Belinda's charms his fong had glow'd, But from thy form the lov'd idea flow'd: His wanton fatire ne'er the fex had scorn'd, For thee by virtue and the muse adorn'd! STANZAS to the Memory of the late Mr. E. RACK. By the Rev. R. POLWHELE. GO then, benignant fpirit, go, By friendship's holiest wishes bleft. Thy varied life, an active scene! No flatt'ring hope of future fame ; The hamlet only knew thy name; Thy native fenfe could yet convey And guide them in the doubtful way, Once too, thy breaft the fav'ring Mule Saw with ambition's ardour warm; But foon the bade her fairy views Cheat thy fund eye with fleeting charm: Yet was the bright poetic pay No longer to thy brową decreed ; Behold, thy labours to repay, The wreath of truth thy nobler meed! To spread each falutary art By liberal plans, with skill defign'd, And in historic strain impart Some fresh inftruction to the mind-These were thy aims! On these shall Fame Thy beautiful memorial raife; And Gratitude diffuse her flame Thro' mapy a heart in future days And, frequent, as her steps retire Far from a world of pomp and strife, Religion fhall, herself, admire That evening mild which clos'd thy life. A fuch delights my fancy cheer'd, A Bard of Albion's Isle appear'd, A roving Nymph fo lightly trod, Nor diftant far a Youth reclin'd, And now with eager hafte I strove ♦ What fancied zone can circumfcribe the Soul? GRAT And And there the fullen race appear, To a LADY who faid the pitied those who lived under the EXTREMES of HEAT and COLD. IF you that wretch's fate bemoan, Whilft you, infenfible to love, Unmov'd receive my fond defires; Who, doom'd by Heav'n, for ever Nomarble pomp, no monumental praise ; glows Beneath Arabia's burning zone, Or freezes 'midst Norwegian fnows; How should you pity his distress, My tomb this Dial, epitaph these lays; Your thoughts expreffive fpeak in all your eyes, But none can judge my feelings or Sur prize! Yes, I've Surpriz'd you-just like Amfterdam, Forc'd in the Guards-and thus I took you- I ne'er stir out—except I've a Chaperon. is true my gaib I change-but not my heart, And strive to please alike in ev'ry part ;— As Wilding-Villamour-Irish, or French; As Man of Fashion, and as-tempting Wench; This vulgar tale the author has contrived to raife to the dignity of the tragic mufe, by fuppofing the culprit to be of fome rank, of the name of Clifford, and upon the verge of matrimony to Julia, who had absolutely re jected his rival and friend, Dudley, who hav ing joined the royal army, had it in his power to ferve his rival, in confequence of Kirk's offer to pardon one friend to any of his officers. This act of generofity was too refined for Dudley's ideas; but when he finds his friend had been actually executed, notwithftanding Julia had facrificed her innocence to fave his life, he challenges and kills the treacherous Kirk, and in the conflict receives a mortal wound himself, while Julia dies diftracted. The author, we are told, is a native of Bath, Mr. P. Hoare (fon of Mr. Hoare the Painter), now at Lisbon for the recovery of his health. Turns fuddenly on the Audience.. As As no fictitious incident adorns, Your pity only he attempts to move Nature herself shall plead the Poet's caufe. Let then the trembling Bard, ye generous fair, With weeping JULIA your compassion fhare: And as to-night he trufts to you his fame, Ah! doom him not to infamy and fhame. This first attempt with candour deign to hear; And, fhould you drop the fympathetic tear, (That brightest gem that decks the brightest eyes) Th' unfeeting Critic's cenfure-he'll despise. EPILOGUE. METHINKS I hear fome Youthful Critic (Who comes to fee the Ladies, not the Play) "I hate thefe horrid fcenes, where peo ple die, "And cut each other's throats, the Lord knows why: "'Tis not my tafte-I'd rather laugh than cry. "Indeed the play's too tragical by half; "Give us fome comic strokes-to make us laugh." Turn then your thoughts from these enormous crimes, And view a while our merry modern times : Our manners quite a different afpećt wear; And things more smooth and civiliz'd appear. Though prone to vice, we're cowards e'en in guilt: We cheat, forge notes-but rarely blood is fpilt. Th' young highwayman will hardly swear or curfe ; But in the prettief manner-takes your purfe." Sometimes indeed we threaten feats more cruel, When Courtiers box, or Taylors fight a duel; prove, But who, like JULIA, ever dies for love? Yet this poor maid, her feelings all alive, Could not, 'tis faid, her lover's fate furvive; Bat frantic died---Such Things, we hear, bave been, Such things we've heard of--but have never feen. Our Beaux, indeed, both Commoners and Lords, Wear fcarlet coats, and fometimes draw their (words; Not for a JULIA, but some trifling bet, Some billiard fquabble, or fome gambling debt. Money's their idol, Beauty pleads in vain, Without Ten Thousand Pounds to bribe the fwain ; Give him the Cash, he values not the Lafs, And Hymen's torch is almoft laid aside. And an Old Maid's become a standing joke. Nor is it thus in private life alone, Far lefs fevere our folemn courts are grown. "If villains force, or treacherously intice, "Some maid or wife to tread the paths of vice; "The laughing Town efteems th' offence but flight, "And views th' offender in a humorous light: "The Counsel† pleads, and entertains the court, "And the poor culprit yields his judge fine fport; "He joins the laugh, fcarce finds himself to blame, "And, having laugh'd away all fear and fhame, "He only waits the first convenient time "(And can you blame him?) to repeat his crime." Go to the Senate, hear fome grand debate; Some weighty queftion of the Church or State: A fashionable amufement. Things |