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THE PORTFOLIO Ignorant, to proclaim him a misanthrope Byron. “Yes," said the young man, and a monster;' but from the boldness hanging down his head. and feeling expressed in these, she con could get a chance of half the profits of cluded that he must be a man of kind
your poem for ten pounds ?" heart and amiable disposition. Expe- said the young man again, raising him- . rience did not disappoint her; and though self up. *** And for how much could you she entered the apartment with faulter-. be reconciled to your father ?" said ing steps and a palpitating heart, she Byron again. For ten pounds also,' soon found courage to state her request, said the young man.
said which she did in the most simple and Byron, “there is ten pounds, give it to delicate manner.
He heard it with the him, and let him publish the poem if he most marked attention, and the keenest pleases; and there are other five for sympathy; and when she had completed, yourself, to hasten you on your way. he, as if to avert her thoughts from a The young man was astonished; and subject which could not but be painful before he could turn round to thank his to her, began to converse in words so benefactor, chat benefactor had disapfascinating, and tones so gentle, that she peared hardly perceived that he had been writing, until he put a folded slip of paper
MONSIEUR ALEXANDRE, into her hand, saying that that was his subscription, and he most heartily
The celebrated Ventriloquist. wished her success; “But,” added he, 'we are both young and the world is
Monsieur Alexandre, the celebrated very censorious; and so, if I were to
Ventriloquist, was on a visit a few days take any active part in the promoting of ago to Sir Walter Scott, at Abbotsford, your subscription, I fear it would do you distinguished host, that he kept a sort of
and having chanced to mention to his harm rather thaii good.' lady, overpowered by the prudence and Album, or Scrap-book, in which were delicacy of his conduct, took her leave, reposited various tributes which had and, upon opening in the street the pa
been paid to his talents by many emi
nent individuals of the countries he had ; per, which, in her agitation, she had not previously looked at, she found it was a
visited, Sir Walter stept aside, while draught upon his banker for fifty pounds. the carriage was getting ready for his :
Another instance, which happened guest's departure, and immediately preabout the same time, is, though it did
sented to him the following good-hunot require the same delicacy, equally moured and characteristic lines :--characteristic. A young man from a dis
TO MONS. ALEXANDRE. tant part of the country, who had quar Of yore, in Old England, it was not thought relled with his father, in consequence of good, having squandered a small sum of mo To carry two faces under one hood : ney, was friendless, and almost penny What should folks say to you, who have faces less, in the metropolis ; and at last wrote
such plenty, a little poem, or rather a succession of That from under one hood you last night shew'd bad rhymes, which he offered to the us twenty! booksellers. Most of them rejected the Stand forth, arch deceiver! and tell us, in proffered poem with scorn; but at last truth, the writer met with one who said that, if Are you handsome or ugly, in age or in youth ? ten pounds were given him, he would Man, woman, or child? or a dog, or a mouse ? publish it, and give tbe writer half the
Or are you, at once, each live thing in the profits.' Elated with this, he sallied into
house? the streets, and had wandered as far as Each live thing, did I ask ? each dead implePiccadilly, ere he knew what he was ment too! about or whither he was going. Ex A work-shop in person-saw, chisel, and screw, hausted at last, he stood still at the front
Above all, are you one individual? I know entrance of the Albany, with his manu You must be, at the least Alexander and Co. script in his hand. Byron happened to But I think you're a troop-an assemblage pass; and his notice being drawn by
a mobsomething peculiar in the young man's And that I, as the Sheriff, must take up the job appearance, he accosted him. The whole
And, instead of rebearsing your wonders in story came out; and the rustic rhyme
verse, ster was taken into the apartment of the lust read you the riot act, and
you dispej se! bard. * And so you say you have
WALTER SCOTT, quarrelled with your father?" said Abbotsford, 23d. April.
“LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP.”
these circumstances, he thought he con
ceived-he apprehended, that they had A gentleman of considerable property,
better send for an apothecary."-"For with three handsome daughters, hay
an apothecary !-for an apothecary !ing removed with his family, sent one of
for an apothecary !” screamed all three his servants to an upholsterer in the
together, “ why are not you an apotheneighbourhood to come to his house the
Down dropt the sick young next morning at nine o'clock, intending lady, and covered herself with the bed to give him some directions relative to
clothes, and out ran the other two, fright
ened out of their wits, “Was thero curtains, chair-covers, &c. It happened the preceding night that one of the gen
ever such a mistake, such a blunder, tleman's daughters was taken suddenly pray, Sir, who are you ? whence come ill, and as she grew worse every hour,
you ? who sent for you ?” By this and the family apothecary lived at some
time the whole house was in one genedistance, a servant was at eight o'clock
ral confusion from the top to the bottom,
when the matriculated apothecary, rapin the morning dispatched to desire the attendance of any apothecary he could
ping at the street door, and the uphol. find. He returned in a short time, and
sterer being introduced to the master told them he had met one, who would
of the house, developed the whole myswait upon them as soon as possible. tery. The servant was dispatched into the city for a female relation, and had scarce DELINEATION OF A PERSON left the house before a rap at the door DESTINED FOR LONG LIFE. announced a visitor. The two sisters
(By Dr. Hufeland.) both running to the bed-room window at He has a proper and well proportioned the same time, and seeing a good-look- stature, without, however, being too tall. ing man, to whose person they were a He is rather of the middle size, and stranger, concluded he was their new somewhat thick-set. His complexion is apothecary, and sent down their own not too forid; at any rate, too much maid to let him in, and show him up ruddiness in youth is seldom a sign of stairs. The girl eagerly ran to the longevity. His hair approaches rather door, and received him with, “Sir, I am to the fair than the black; his skin is glad you are come, my lady has wait strong, but not rough. His head is not ed for you, be so good as to walk up too big; he has large veins at the extrestairs.'
mities, and his shoulders are rather round The upholsterer, for such was the than flat. His neck is not too long ; his new visitor, imagined there was soine belly does not project; and his hands extraordinary emergency, and was ush. are large, but not too deeply cleft. His ered up one pair of stairs, and expected foot is rather thick than long; and his to have been introduced to the drawing legs are firm and round. He has also room, but instead, was shown up another a broad arched chest : a strong voice, pair, and ushered into a bed-room, and the faculty of retaining his breath where were two beautiful females ready for a long time without difficulty. In to receive him, and a third in bed. The 'general, there is a complete harmony in curtains were drawn, and every appear
all his parts.
His senses are good, but ance of privacy. This surprised him, not too delicate; his pulse is slow and and his surprise was farther increased regular. by one of them telling him she was glad His stomach is excellent, his
appetite he was come, desiring bim to sit down good, and his digestion easy. The joys by the bed-side, beginning with “ You of the table are to him of in ortance; cannot imagine, Sir, what a terrible they tune his mind to serenity, and his night my sister has had, no rest, pains soul partakes in the pleasure which they in her head, violent perspirations, and communicate. He does not eat merely every bad symptom."_“I am extreme for the sake of eating; but each meal ly sorry for it, madam.'
Appears to is an hour of daily festivity; a kind of have every symptom of a fever. -"Bad delight attended with this advantage, in account, indeed, Madam.".
regard to others, that it does not make good, Sir, as to look at her tongue; put him poorer but richer. He eats slowly, your arm out of the bed, my dear. and has not too much thirst. Too great Which the young lady complying with, thirst is always a sign of rapid selfthe upholsterer got an opportunity of consumption. putting in a word, and said, “From all In general, he is serenē, loquacious
“ Be so
95 active, susceptible of joy, love and hope,
AFFECTING ANECDOTE. * but insensible to the impressions of
A circumstance of a very interesting hatred, anger, and avariee. His passions
and affecting kind occurred some time never become too violent or destructive.
since in one of the Greek isles. A numIf he ever gives way to anger, he expe ber of the islanders, terrified at the apriences
rather an useful glow of warmth proach of a Turkish force, hurried on an artificial and gentle fever, without an
board a large boat, and pushed off from overflowing of the gall. He is also fond
the land. The wife of one of them, a of employment, particularly calm meditation and agreeable speculations—is young woman of uncommon loveliness,
seeing her husband departing, stood on an optimist, a friend to nature and do
the shore, stretching out her hands tomestic felicity---has no thirst after honors and riches, and banishes all thoughts
wards the boat, and imploring, in the of to-morrow.
most moving terms, to be taken on board. The Greek saw it without con
cern or pity, and, without aiding her esPRINTERS' DEVILS. cape, bade his companions hasten their Old Lucifer, both kind and civil,
flight. This unfortunate woman, left To every Printer lends a Devil ;
unprotected in the midst of her enemies, But, balancing accounts each winter,
struggled through scenes of difficulty and For every Devil takes a Printer.
danger, of insult and sufferings till her failing health and strength, with a heart broken by sorrow, brought her to her death-bed. She had never heard from
her husband; and when wandering ANECDOTES.
amongst the mountains, or lying hid in
some wretched habitation, or compelled The following anecdote was related
to urge her flight amidst cruel fatigues, by Bishop Latimer, in a sermon preached
her affection for him, and the hope of before King Edward VI :---When an
meeting again, bore up her courage order was made by the Roman Catholic through all. He came at last, when the authorities in the reign of Queen Mary,
enemy had retreated, and the Greeks goodly, rood,” or image of
had sought their homes again; and Christ, should be placed in every parish learning her situation, was touched with church, the officers of Cockram parish,
the deepest remorse, But all hope of near Lancaster, agreed with a carver to
life was then extinguished; her spirit furnish them with an image, or rood.
had been tried to the utmost; love had But the workman who proved to be a
changed to aversion, and she refused to very indifferent artist, made them a fi.
see or forgive him.---There is at times, gure so ugly and hideous, that the wo
in the character of a Greek woman, as men and children, instead of being in
more than one occasion occurred of obdaced to attend the church by the beauty serving, a strength and sternness that is of the image, were frightened away.
truly remarkable. Her sister and relaOn this account the churchwardens re
tions were standing round her bed ; and fused to pay the carver's bill. The
never in the days of her health and love carver, therefore, summoned the officers
did she look so touchingly beautiful as before the Mayor of Lancaster, to en
then : her fine dark eyes were turned on force his demand. They accordingly
them with a look, as if she mourned not attended, and when asked why they did
to die, but still felt deeply her wrongs ;
the natural paleness of her cheek was not pay the bill, they replied that their
crimsoned with a hectic hue, and the engagement was for a goodly rood, and
rich tresses of her black hair fell dishethis was so frightful, that it did not answer the purpose. The Mayor (who
velled by her side. Her friends, with was suspected of being inclined to Pro
tears, entreated her to speak to and fortestantisin), gave the following judg
give her husband; but she turned her ment:---" It does not signify whether
face to the wall, and waved her hand for the image serves for the purpose of wor
him to be gone. Soon the last pang ship or not; the poor man's labour has
came over her, and then affection conbeen nevertheless; he therefore must
quered ; - she turned suddenly round, be paid ; and if the image will not serve
raised a look of forgiveness to him, ye for a god, only pit a tail to it and a
placed her hand in his, and died. pair of horns, and it will make an excellent devil:':
She starts -for lo! an open pie
Oh! the curse of being poor!
A worthy squire, of sober life,
The 'Squire replied, " I fear 'tis true,
The 'Squire some future day at dinner,
The treat was serv'd, the 'Squire was gone,
I'll look-0 no, I lose for ever, If I'm betray'd, my husband's favour. I own I think it's vastly hard, Nay, tyranny to be debarr’d. John you may go--the wine's decanted, I'll ring or call you when you're wanted.” Now left alone she waits no longer, Temptation presses more and stronger, “ I'll peep the harm can ne'er be much, For though I peep, I will not touch ; Why I'm forbid to lift this cover, One glance will tell and then 'tis over. My husband's absent, so is John, My peeping never can be known.” Trembling she yielded to her wish, And raib'd the cover from tho dishi
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