But I show'd him a screw, which I told my brisk gull A trepan was for bottles had broken their scull; "Look here, sir," quoth he, "both for nap and for colour, Sans bragging, I hate it, nor will I e'er do't; I defy Leek, and Lambhith, and Sandwich, to boot." By my troth, he said true, for I speak it with tears, Though I have been a toss-pot these twenty good years, And have drank so much liquor has made me a debtor, In my days, that I know of, I never drank better: We found it so good, and we drank so profoundly, That four good round shillings were whipt away roundly; And then I conceiv'd it was time to be jogging, For our work had been done, had we staid t'other noggin. From thence we set forth with more mettle and spright, Our horses were empty, our coxcombs were light; O'er Dellamore forest we, tantivy, posted, Till our horses were basted as if they were roasted : In truth, we pursu'd might have been by our haste, And I think sir George Booth did not gallop so fast, Till about two o'clock after noon, God be blest, We came, safe and sound, all to Chester i' th' west. And now in high time 'twas to call for some meat, Though drinking does well, yet some time we must eat; And i'faith we had victuals both plenty and good, Where we all laid about us as if we were wood: Go thy ways, mistress Anderton, for a good wo man, Thy guests shall by thee ne'er be turn'd to a com mon; And whoever of thy entertainment complains, choose! And if I should farther here spur on my course, I should, questionless, tire both my wits and my horse : To night let us rest, for 'tis good Sunday's even, To morrow to church, and ask pardon of Heaven, Thus far we our time spent, as here I have penn'd it, An odd kind of life, and 'tis well if we mend it: But to morrow (God willing) we'll have t'other bout, And better or worse be't, for murther will out, story. CANTO II. AFTER seven hours' sleep, to commute for pains taken, A man of himself, one would think, might awaken; When straight I perceived myself all on a fire; That a little phlebotomy would do me good I sent for chirurgion, who came in a trice, From whence issued out the ill humours amain; But after my bleeding, I soon understood full, I fell to my smoking until I grew dull; And, therefore, to take a fine nap thought it best, grizle ; Had my clothes neatly brush'd, and then put on my sword, Resolv'd now to go and attend on the word. Thus trick'd, and thus trim, to set forth I begin, Neat and cleanly without, but scarce cleanly with in; For why, Heaven knows it, I long time had been A most humble obedient servant to sin: And now in devotion was even so proud, I scorned (forsooth) to join pray'r with the crowd; As 'twere, scorning to kneel but in the best place. But, however, I staid at the church's commanding Till we came to the peace passes all understanding, Which no sooner was ended, but whir and away, Like boys in a school when they've leave got to play; All save master mayor, who still gravely stays Till the rest had left room for his worship and's mace: Then he and his brethren in order appear, In this rev'rend order we marched from pray’r; Till the pavement, too hard, by my knuckles was kist; By which, though thick-scull'd, he must understand this, That I was a most humble servant of his; Which also so wonderful kindly he took, (As I well perceiv'd both b' his gesture and look) That to have me dogg'd home he straightway appointed, Resolving, it seems, to be better acquainted. I was scarce in my quarters, and set down on crup per, But his man was there too, to invite me to supper: tion; But begg'd his excuse, for my stomach was small, But that after supper I would kiss his hands, mands. |