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To be an Englishman in London, a Frenchman in Paris, a Spaniard in Madrid, is no easy matter, and yet it is necessary.
A man entirely without ceremony has need of great merit.
He who cannot bear a jest, ought never to make one.
In the deepest distress, virtue is more illustrious than vice in its highest prosperity.
No man is so foolish but he may give good counsel at a time ; no man so wise but he may err, if he take no counsel but his own.
He whose ruling passion is love of praise, is a slave to every one who has a tongue for detraction,
Always to indulge our appetites, is to extinguish them. Abstain that you may enjoy.
To have your enemy in your power, and yet to do him good, is the greatest heroism. ·
Modesty were it to be recommended for nothing else, leaves a man at ease, by pretending to little, whereas vain glory requires perpetual labour, to appear what one is not. If we have sense, modesty best sets it off; if not, best hides the want.
When, even in the heat of dispute, I yield to my antagonist, my victory over myself is more illustrious than over him, had he yielded to me
The refined luxuries of the table, besides enervating the body, poison that very pleasure they are intended to promote ; for, by soliciting the appetite, they exclude the greatest pleasure of taste, that which arises from the gratification of hunger.
V1-The Fox and the Goat.-DODSLEY'S FABLES.
day, found themselves exceedingly thirsty ; when, looking round the country in order to discover a place where they might probably meet with water, they at length descried a clear spring, at the bottom of a well. They both eagerly descended ; and having sufficiently állayed their thirst, began to consider how they should get out. Many expedients for that purpose, were mu: tually proposed and rejected. At last, the crafty Fox cried out with great joy-I have a thought just struck into my mind, which, I am confident, will extricate us out of our difficulty : Do you, said be to the Goat, only rear yourself up upon your hind legs, and rest your fore feet against the side of the well. In this posture I will climb ap to your head, from which I shall be able with a spring to reach the top ; and when I am once there, you are sensible it will be very easy for me to pull you out by the, horas. The simple Goat liked tbe proposal well, and immediately placed himself as directed; by means of which, the Fox, without much difficolty, gained the top. And now, said the Goat, give me the assistance you promised. Thou old fool,replied the Fox,hadst thou but half as much brains as beard, ihou wouldst never have believed that I would hazard my own life to save thipe. However, I will leave with thee a piece of advice, which may be of service to thee hereafter, if thou shouldst have the good fortune to make thy escape: Nerer venture into a well again, before thou hast well considered how to get out of it.
VII.-The Fox and the Stork.--IB.
ry than wit, - had once a strong inclination to play the wag with his neighbor the Stork. He accordingly inrited her to dinner in great form ; but when it came upon the table, the Stork found it consisted entirely of different soups, served up in broad shallow dishes, so that she could only dip in the end of her bill, but could not possibly satisfy her hunger. The Fox lapped it up very readily; and every now and then, addressing himself to his guest, desired to know how she liked her entertainment; hoped that every thing was seasoned to her mind; and protested he was very sorry to see her eat so sparingly. The Stork perceiving she was played upon, took no notice of it, but pretended to like every dish extremely; and, at parting, pressed the Fox so earnestly to return her visit, that he could not in civility refuse. The day arrived, and he repaired to his appointment; but to his
great mortification, when dinner appeared, he found it composed of minced meat, served up in long narrow necked glasses ; so that he was oply tantalized with the sight of what it was impossible for him to taste. The Stork thrust in her long bill and helped herself very plentifully; then, turning to Reynard, who was eagerly licking the outside of a jar, where some sauce had been spilled-I am very glad, said she, smiling, that you seem to have so good an appetite ; I hope you will make as hearty a dinner at my table, as I did, the other day, at yours. Reynard hung down his head, and looked very much displeased. Nay, pay, said the Stork, don't pretend to be out of humour about the matter; they that cannot take a jest should never make one.
VIII. - The Court of Death. IB. "
choose a prime minister; and his pale courtiers, the ghastly train of diseases, were all summoned to atHend; when each preferred his claims to the honor of this illustrious office. Fever urged the numbers he destroyed; cold Palsy set forth his pretensions, by shaking all his limbs; and Dropsy, by his swelled, unwieldy carcase. Gout hobbled up, and leged his great power in racking every joint; and Askma's inability to speak, was a strong though silent argument in favor of his claim. Stone and Colic pleaded their violence; Plague his rapid progress in destruction; and Consumption, though slow, insisted that he was sure. In the midst of this contention, the court was disturbed with the noise of music, dancing, seasting and revelry; when immediately entered a lady, with a bold lascivious air, and a flushed and jovial countenance; she was attended on one hand by a troop of cooks and bacchanals ; and on the other by a train of wanton youths and damsels, who danced, half naked, to the softest musical instruments; her name was INTEMPEP ANCE. She waved her hand, and thus addressed the crowd of diseases; give way, ye sickly band of pretenders, nor dare to vie with my superior merits in the service of this great monarch. Am I not your parent? the author of your beings? do you not derive the power of shortening human life almost wholly from me? Who, then, so fit as myself for this important office? The grisly monarch grinned a smile of approbation, placed her at his right hand, and she immediately became his principal favorite and prime minister.
IX.-The Partial Julge.-IB.
just happened. One of your oxen, continued he, bas been gored by an unlucky bull of mine; and I should be glad to know how I am to make you reparation. Thou art a very honest fellow, replied the Lawyer, and wilt not think it imreasonable, that I expect one of thy oxen in return. It is no more than justice, quoth the Farmer, to be sure: But, what did I say !-) mistake. It is your bull that has killed one of my oxen.
Indeed ! says the Lawyer ; that alters the case : I must inquire into the affair; and if- And IF ! said the Farmers the business, I find, would have been concluded without an IF, had
you been as ready to do justice to others, as to exact it from them.
X.The sick Lion, the Fox, aud the Wolf..--Is.
zed with a violent and dangerous disorder. The beasts of the forest flocked, in great numbers, to pay their repects to him upon the occasion, and scarce one pois absent except the Fox. The Wolf, an ill-natured and malicions beast, seized this opportunity to accuse the Fox of pride, ingratitude and disaffection, to his majesty. In the midst of this in vective, the Fox entered; who, having heard part of the wolf's accusation, and observed the Lion's countenance to be kindled into wrath, thus adroitly excused himself, and retorted upon his accuser : I see many here, who, with mere lip service, have pretended to show you their loyalty ; but, for my part, from the moment I heard of your majesty's illness, neglecting useless compliments, I employed myself, day and night, to inqnire among the most learned physicians an infallible remedy for
your disease, and have at length happily been informed of one.
It is a plaster made of part of a Woll's skin taker warm from his back and laid to your majesty's stomach. This reinedy was no sooner proposed than it was determinedthat the experiment should be tried; and wliist the operation was performing, the Fox, with a sarcastic Sinile, whispered this excellent maxim in the Wolf's ear: if you would be safe from harm yourself, learn, for the future, not to meditate mischief against others.
XI.—Dishonesty punished.--Kane's Hints.
promised a reward of ten pounds to the person who should restore it. A man having brought it to him, demanded the reward. The usurer, loth to give the reward now that he had got the bag, alleged, after the bag was opened, that there was an hundred and ten pounds in it, when he lost it. The usurer, being called before the judge, unwarily acknowledged that the seal was broken open in his presence, and that there was no more at that time than a hundred pounds in the bag.
You say,” says the judge," that the bag you lost bad a hundred and ten pounds in it.” 6. Yes, my lord." 66 Then,” replied the judge, " this cannot be your bag, as it contained but a hundred pounds; therefore the plaintiff must keep it till the true owner appears; and you must look for your bag where you can find it."
XII. - The Picture.-B. UR WILLIAM Lely, a famous painter in the reign of
Charles I, agreed beforehand, for the price of a picture he was to draw for a rich London Alderman, whe was not indebted to nature, either for shape or face. The picture being finished, the aiderman endeavored to beat down the price, alledging, that if he did not purchase it, it would lie on the painter's hand. 6. That's your mistake,” says Sir William, "for I can sell it at double the price I demand." 6. Hiow can that be," says