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all the necessary cautions against want, and consequently uodermining those principles on which the government of Avarice was founded. At last, in order to an accommodation, they agreed upon this preliminary ; that each of them should immediately dismiss his privy counsellor. When things were thus far adjusted towards a peace, all other differences were soon accommodated; insomuch, that for the future, they resolved to live as good friends and confederates, and to share between them whatever conquests were made on either side. For this reason we now find Luxury and Avarice, taking possession of the same heart, and dividing the same person between them. To which I shall cnly add, that since the discarding of the counsellors abovementioned, Avarice supplies Luxu. ry, in the room of Plenty, as Luxury prompts Avarice, in the place of Poverty.
XIX.--Hercules' Choice.-TATLEP.. HEN Hercules was in that part of his youth, in course of life he ought to pursue, he one day retired into a desert, where the silence and solitude of the place very much favored his meditations. As he was musing on his present condition, and very much perplexed in himself, on the state of life he should choose, he saw two women of a larger stature than ordinary, approaching towards him.. One of them had a very noble air and graceful deportment; her beauty was natural and easy, her person clean and unspotted, her eyes cast towards the ground, with an agreeable reserve, her motion and behaviour full of modesty, and her raiment as white as snow. The other had a great deal of health and floridness in her couptenance, which she had helped with an artificial white and red; and she endeavored to appear more graceful than ordinary in her mien, by a mixture of affectation in all her gestures. She had a wonderful confidence and assurance in her looks, and all the variety of colors in ber dress, that she thought were the most proper to show her complexion to advantage. She cast her eyes upon herself, then turned them on those that were present, to see how they liked her; and often looked on the figure she made in her own shadow. Upon her
nearer approach to Hercules, she stepped before the other lady, who came forward with a regular composed carriage ; and running up to him, accosted him after the following manner:
" My dear Hercules,” says she, “ I find you are very much divided in your thoughts, upon the way of life that you ought to choose ; be my friend, and follow me; I will lead you into the possession of pleasure, and out of the reach of pain, and remove you from all the noise and disquietude of business. The affairs of either war or peace shall have no power to disturb you. Your whole employment shall be to make your life easy, and to enterinin every sense with its proper gratifications. Sumptuous tables, beds of roses, clouds of perfumes; concerts, of music, crowds of beauties, are all in readiness to receive you. Come along with me into this region of delights, this world of pleasure, and bid farewell forever to care, to pain, to business.”
Hercules, bearing the lady talk after this manner, de. sired to know her name; to which she answered, “my friends, and those who are well acquainted with me, call me Happiness; but my enemies, and those who would injure my reputation, have given me the name of Please
By this time the other lady was come up, who addressed herself to the young hero in a very different man
“ Hercules," says she, “ I offer myself to you, because I know you are descended from the gods, and give proofs of that descent by your love to virtue, and application to the studies
for your age. This makes me hope you will gain, both for yourself and me, an immortal reputation. But, before I invite you into my, society and friendship, I will be open and sincere with you, and must lay down this, as an established truth, that there is nothing truly valuable which can be purchased without pains and labor. The gods have set a price upon every real and not le pleasure. If you would gain the favor of the Deity, you must be at the pains of worshipping him; if the friendship of good men, you must study to oblige them; if you would be honored by your country, you must take care to serve it: In short, if you would be end-
inent in war or peace, you must become master of all the qualifications that can make you so. These are the only terms and conditions upon which I can propose happiThe goddess of Pleasure here broke in upon
her discourse : cYou see," said she, “ Hercules, by her own confession, the way to her pleasure is long and difficult; whereas that which I propose is short and easy. 66 Alas !” said the other lady, whose visage glowed with passion, made up of scorn and pity, " What are the pleasures you propose ? To eat before you are hungry, drink before you are athirst, sleep before you are tired; to gratify your appetites before they are raised, and raise such appetites as nature never planted. You never heard the most delicious music, which is the praise of one's self; nor saw the most beautiful object, which is the work of one's own hands. Your votaries pass away their youth in a dream of mistaken pleasures, while they are hoarding up anguish, torment and remorse for old age."
". As for me, I am the friend of gods and of good men, an agreeable companion to the artisan, an household guardian to the fathers of families, a patron and protector of servants, an associate in all true and generous friendships. The banquets of my votaries are never costly, but always delicious; for none eat and drink at them, who are not inơited by hunger and thirst. Their slumbers are sound, and their wakings cheerful. My young men have the pleasure of hearing themselves praised by those who are in years; and those who are in years of being honored by those who are young. In a word, my followers are favored by the gods, beloved by their acquaintance, esteemed by their country, and after the close of their labors, honored by posterity.”
We know, by the life of this memorable hero, to which of these two ladies he gave up his heart; and I be. lieve every one who reads this, will do him the justice to approve
XX.--Wil Honeycomo's Spectator.-SPECTATOR.
this half year, that he bad a great mind to try his · band at a Spectator, and that he would fain have one of
his writings in my works. This morning I received from him the following letter; which after having rectified some little orthographical mistakes, I shall make a present of tc the public.
6 Dear Spec- I was about two nights ago in company with very agreeable young people of both sexes, where talking of some of your papers, which are written on conjugal love, there arose a dispute among us, whether there were not more bad husbands in the world than had wives. A gentleman who was advocate for the ladies, took this occasion to tell us the story of a famous siege in Germany, which i have since found related in my bistorical dictionary ; after the following manner. When the emperor Conrad III, had besieged Guelphus, Duke of Bavaria, in the city of Hersberg, the women, finding that the town could not possibly hold out long, petitioned the emperor that they might depart out of it, with so much as each of them could carry. The emperor, knowing they could not convey away many of their effects, granted them their petition; when the women, to: bis great surprise, came out of the place with every one her husband upon her back. The emperor was so moved at the sight, that he burst into tears ; and after having very much extolled the women for their conjugal affection, gave the men to their wives, and received the Duke into his favor.
" The ladies did not a little triumph at this story ; asking us, at the same time, whether, in our consciences, we believed, that the men in any town of Great Britain would, upon the same effer, and at the same conjuncture, have loaded themselves with their wives? Or rather, whether they would not have been glad of such an opportunity to get rid of them? To this my very good friend, Tom Dapperwit, who took upon him to be the mouth of our sex, replied, that they would be very much to blame, if they would not do the same good of fice for the women, considering that their strength would be greater, and their burdens lighter.
As we were amusing ourselves with discourses of this nature, in order to pass away the evening, which now began to grow tedious, we fell into that laudable and primitive diversion of questions and commands. I was no sooner
vested with the regal authority, but I enjoined all the ladies, under pain of my displeasure, to tell the company ingenuously, in case they had been in the siege abovementioned, and had the same offers made them as the good women of that place, what every one of them would have brought off with her, and have thought most worth the saving. There were several merry answers made to my question, which entertained us till bedtime. This filled my mind with such a huddle of ideas, that
upon my going to sleep, I fell into the following dream :
" I saw a town of this island, which shall be nameless, invested on every side, and the inhabitants of it sn straitened as to cry for quarter, The general refused any other terms than those granted to the above mentioned town of Hensberg, namely, that the married women might come out, with what they could bring along with them. Immediately the city gates flew open, and a female procession appeared, multitudes of the sex following one another in a row, and staggering under their res. pective burdens. I took my stand upon an eminence, in the enemy's camp, which was appointed for the general rendezvous of these female carriers, being very desirous to look into their several ladings. The first of them had a huge sack upon her shoulders, which she set down with great care ; upon the opening of it, when I expected to have seen her husband shot out of it, I found it was filled with China ware. The next appeared in a more decent figure, carrying a handsome young fellow upon her back: I could not bear commending the young woman for her conjugal affection, when, to my great surprise, I found that she had left the good man at home, and brought away her gallant. I saw a third, at some distance, with a little withered face peeping over her shoulder, whom I could not suspect for any but her spouse, till, upon her setting him down, I heard her call him dear pug, and found him to be her favorite monkey. A fourtb brought a huge bale of cards along with her ; and the fifth a Bologna lapdog; for her husband, it seems, being a very bulky man, she thought it would be less trouble for her to bring away little Cupid. The next was the wife of a rich usurer, loaded with a bag of gold; she told us that her spouse was very old, and by the