I'll end my exhortation after dinner. Lor. Well, we will leave you then 'till dinner-time. I must be one of these same dumb wise men; For Gratiano never lets me speak. Gra. Well, keep me company but two years more, Thou shalt not know the sound of thine own tongue. Anth. Farewel; I'll grow a talker for this gear. Gra. Thanks, i'faith; for silence is only commendable In a neats tongue dry'd, and a maid not vendible. [Exeunt Gra. and Loren. Anth. Is that any thing now? Bass. Gratiano speaks an infinite deal of nothing, more than any man in all Venice: his reasons are as two grains of wheat hid in two bushels of chaff; you shall seek all day ere you find them, and when you have them, they are not worth the search. Anth. Well; tell me now, what lady is the fame, Baff. 'Tis not unknown to you, Anthonio, Anth. I pray you, good Bassanio, let me know it; And if it stand, as you yourself still do, Within the eye of honour; be affur'd, My purse, my person, my extreamest means Bal. In my school days, when I had lost one shaft, Because Because what follows is pure innocence. Anth. You know me well; and herein spend but time, To wind about my love with circumstance; And, out of doubt, you do me now more wrong, In making question of my uttermost, Than if you had made waste of all I have. Which makes her seat of Belmont, Colchos' strond; Anth. Thou know'st, that all my fortunes are at sea; Nor have I mony, nor commodity To raise a present sum; therefore, go forth; Try what my credit can in Venice do; A 5 [exeunt. SCENE SCENE changes to BELMONT. Three Caskets are set out, one of gold, another of silver, and another of lead. Enter Portia and Nerissa. Per. BY my troth, Neria, my little body is weary of great Ner. You would be, sweet madam, if your miseries were in the fame abundance as your good fortunes are ; and yet, for aught I see, they are as sick, that surfeit with too much, as they that starve with nothing; therefore it is no mean happiness to be seated in the mean; superfluity comes sooner by white hairs, but competency lives longer. For. Good sentences, and well pronounced. Ner. They would be better, if well followed. Per. If to do, were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches; and poor mens cottages, Princes' palaces. He is a good divine, that follows his own instructions; I can easier teach twenty what were good to be done, than to be one of the twenty to follow my own teaching. The brain may devise laws for the blood, but a hot temper leaps o'er a cold decree; such a hare is madness the youth, to skip o'er the meshes of good counsel the cripple! But this reafoning is not in fashion to chuse me a husband: O me, the word, chuse! I may neither chose whom I would, nor refuse whom I dislike; so is the will of a living daughter curb'd by the will of a dead father: is it not hard, Nerissa, that I cannot chuse one, nor refuse none ? Ner. Your father was ever virtuous, and holy men at their death have good inspirations: therefore, the lottery, that he hath devised in these three chests of gold, silver, and lead, (whereof who chases his meaning, chuses you) will no doubt never be chosen by any rightly, but one whom you shall rightly love. But what warmth is there in your affection towards any of these princely suitors, that are already come? Por. I pray thee, over-name them; and as thou nam'st them, I will describe them; and, according to my description, level at my affection. Ner. Ner. First, there is the Neapolitan Prince. Por. Ay, that's a Dolt, indeed, for he doth nothing bat talk of his horse; and he makes it a great appropriation to his own good parts, that he can shoe him himself: I am much afraid, my lady, his mother, play'd false with a smith. Ner. Then, there is the Count Pa/aline. Por. He doth nothing but frown, as who should fay, if you will not have me, chuse: he hears merry tales, and smiles not; I fear, he will prove the weeping philosopher when he grows old, being so full of unmannerly sadness in his youth. I had rather be married to a death's head with a bone in his mouth, than to either of these. God defend me from these two! Ner. How say you by the French Lord, Monsieur Lc Boun ? Por. God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man; in truth, I know, it is a sin to be a mocker;' but, he! why, he hath a horse better than the Neapolitan's; a better bad habit of frowning than the Count Palatine; he is every man in no man; if a throstle sing, he falls straight a capering; he will fence with his own shadow; if I should marry him, I Thould marry twenty husbands. If he would despise me, I would forgive him; for if he love me to madness, I shall never requite him. Ner. What fay you then to Faulconbrlige, the young Baron of England? Por. You know, I fay nothing to him, for he underftands not me, nor I him; he hath neither Latin, French, nor Italian and you may come into the court and swear, that I have a poor pennyworth in the English. He is a proper man's picture, but, alas! who can converse with a dumb show? how oddly he is suited! I think, he bought his doublet in Italy, his round hof in France, his bonnet in Germany, and his behaviour every where. Ner. What think you of the Scottish lord, his neigh bour? Por. That he hath a neighbourly charity in him: for he borrow'd a box of the ear of the Englishman, and swore he would pay him again, when he was able. a I I think, the Frenchman became his surety, and sealed under for another. Ner. How like you the young German, the Duke of Saxony s nephew? Por. Very vilely in the morning when he is sober, and most vilely in the afternoon when he is drunk ; when he is best, he is a little worse than a man ; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast; and the worst fall that ever fell, I hope, I shall make shift to go without him. Ner. If he should offer to chuse, and chuse the right casket, you should refuse to perform your father's will, if you should refuse to accept him. Por. Therefore, for fear of the worst, I pray thee, set a deep glass of Rhenish wine on the contrary casket; for if the devil be within, and that temptation without, I know, he will chase it. I will do any thing, Nerissa, ere I will be marry'd to a spunge. Ner. You need not fear, lady, the having any of these lords they have acquainted me with their determinations, which is, indeed, to return to their home, and to trouble you with no more suit; unless you may be won by some other sort than your father's imposition, depending on the caskets. Por. If I live to be as old as Sibylla, I will die as chaste as Diana, unless I be obtain'd by the manner of my father's will: I am glad, this parcel of wooers are so reasonable; for there is not one among them but I doat on his very absence, and wish them a fair depar ture. Ner. Do you not remember, lady, in your father's time, a Venetian, a scholar and a soldier, that came hither in company of the Marquifs of Mountserrat? Por. Yes, yes, it was Bajanio, as I think, he was so call'd. Ner. True, Madam; he, of all the men that ever my foolish eyes looked upon, was the best deserving a fair lady. Por. I remember him well, and I remember him wor thy of thy praise. How now what news? Enter a Servant. Ser. The four strangers seek for you, madam, to take their |