I am not very wise; and yet I find A fool, so he be parcel knave, in court May flourish and grow rich, Giov. Calandrino! Cal. Peace! I'm in contemplation. Giov. Don't you know me? Cal. I tell thee, no; on forfeit of my place, Giov. But you've your sense of feeling. To the making up of a signior. My spruce ruff, My quondam fellows, but saw me as I am! For instantly you must thither. Cal. My grand signior, Vouchsafe a bezolus manus, and a cringe Giov. You must ride post with letters Cal. An' it please your grace, Shall I use my coach, or foot-cloth mule? You are to make all speed; think not of SCENE I. ACT IV. Car. Calandrino? 'tis he. Cal. Now to my postures. Let my hand have the honour To convey a kiss from my lips to the cover of Your foot, dear signior. Car. Fie, you stoop too low, sir. Cal. The hem of your vestment, lady. Your glove is for princes; Nay, I have conned my distances. [Claps him on the shoulder. Caup. When shall we learn such gambols in our villa? A saucy rudeness in me. I must do it, (Nor can I, else, learn his commands, or serve them) But with such reverence, as I would open Some holy writ, whose grave instructions beat down Rebellious sins, and teach my better part How to mount upward. So 'tis done, and I [Opens the letter. Reads. With eagle's eyes will curiously peruse it. 'Chaste Lydia! The favours are so great 'On me by you conferred, that to entreat "The least addition to them, in true sense May argue me of blushless impudence. But, such are my extremes, if you deny "A farther grace, I must, unpitied, die. 'Haste cuts off circumstance. " mired As you're ad For beauty, the report of it hath fired The duke, my uncle; and, I fear, you'll prove 'Not with a sacred, but unlawful love. If he see you, as you are, my hoped-for light Is changed into an everlasting night. "How to prevent it if your goodness find, 'You save two lives, and me you ever bind, 'The honourer of your virtues, 'GIOVANNI.' Were I more deaf than adders, these sweet charms Would through my ears find passage to my soul, And soon enchant it. To save such a prince, Who would not perish? Virtue in him must suffer, And piety be forgotten. The duke's lust, Though it raged more than Tarquin's, shall not reach me. All quaint inventions of chaste virgins aid me! My prayers are heard-I have it. The duke ne'er saw me; Or, if that fail, I am again provided. [This spoke as if she studied an evasion.] But for the servants! They will take what form I please to put upon them. Giovanni, Be safe; thy servant Lydia assures it. Let mountains of afflictions fall on me, Their weight is easy, so I set thee free. SCENE II. Some private words together. Giov. O my lord, How grossly have we overshot ourselves! Giov. In forgetting to acquaint My guardian with our purpose. All that Lydia San. 'Tis now past help, And we must stand the hazard-Hope the best, ..sir ! [Exeunt GIOVANNI and SANAZARRO. Car. My loyalty doubted, sir? Cox. 'Tis more. Thou hast Abused our trust, and, in a high degree, Car. Treason! 'Tis a word My innocence understands not. Were my breast Coz. Sir, do not flatter Yourself with hope, these great and glorious words, (Which every guilty wretch, as well as you, That's armed with impudence, can with ease deliver, And with as full a mouth) can work on us; Car. Fact! What fact? You, that know only what it is, instruct me, Coz. This, then, sir. We gave up Car. And I discharged it. Coz. Take us with you, sir. And, in respect we knew his youth was prone [Erit. To women, and that, living in our court, He might make some unworthy choice, before As you have done, to his looseness. Is ill-requited, sir; for, by my soul, I was so curious that way, that I granted Access to none could tempt him, nor did ever One syllable, or obscene accent, touch His ear, that might corrupt him. Coz. No! Why, then, With your allowance did you give free way To all familiar privacy, between Wrestling, nay, swimming, but to fan in her A fair pretence of recreation for him, A light levalto with her? Car. Have you ended Coz. Nor stopped you there, But they must, unattended, walk into The silent groves, and hear the amorous birds Warbling their wanton notes; here, a sure shade Of barren sycamores, which the all-seeing sun Could not pierce through; near that, an arbour hung With spreading eglantine; there, a bubbling spring Watering a bank of hyacinths and lillies, ter Into our family, gave convenience to it. Car. Hear my just defence, sir, And, though you are my prince, it will not take from I gloried in (though now it prove a curse), me, As a security to your future fears, To cast her off: Which had you done, howe'er This I will rather suffer, sir, and more, Coz. Let not passion Yet you must give me leave to grieve, I find I Coz. It may be; But I must have stronger assurance of it Your greatness to acknowledge with a blush, ther On thy allegiance and boasted faith, Car. I obey, sir, And wish your grace had followed my hearse Coz. If this man [Exit CAROLO, Enter GIOVANNI and SANAZARRO, ushering in PETRONELLA. CALANDRINO and others, setting forth a banquet. San. Sir. Coz. Bring Lydia forth. Giov. She comes, sir, of herself, To present her service to you. Coz. Ha! This personage Cannot invite affection. San. See you keep state. Pet. I warrant you. Coz. The manners of her mind Must be transcendent, if they can defend Her rougher out-side. May we, with your liking, Salute you, lady? Pet. Let me wipe my mouth, sir, Coz. What a sight is this! We could be angry with you. How much you did belye her, when you told us With my cambric-handkerchief, and then have She was only simple! This is barbarous rudeness, at you. Coz. Can this be possible? San. Yes, sir, you will find her Such as I gave her to you. Pet. Will your dukeship Sit down and eat some sugar-plumbs? Here's a castle Of march pane, too, and this quince-marmalade You shall, nor will, nor choose. Coz. Simple! 'tis worse. Do you drink thus Pet. Still when I am thirsty, and eat when I am hungry. Such junckets come not every day. Once more to you, With a heart and a half, i'faith. Coz. Pray you, pause a little; If I hold your cards I shall pull down the side; I am not good at the game. Pet. Then I'll drink for you. Coz. Nay, pray you stay. I'll find you out a pledge That shall supply my place; what think you of This complete signior? You are a Juno, and in such state Must feast this Jupiter. What think you of him? Pet. I desire no better. Coz. And you will undertake this service for me? Beyond belief. Giov. I would not speak her, sir, Worse than she was. San. And I, my lord, chose rather To deliver her better parted than she is, Than to take from her. Coz. Begin, then. There's more in this [Dance. Than yet I have discovered. Some Edipus Resolve this riddle! Pet. Did I not foot it roundly? [Falls down. When you have cooled yourselves in the cellar. |