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himself wiser than all who had gone before him, tells us that this Zoilus had a very long Beard that hung down upon his Breaft, but no Hair upon his Head, which he always kept close fhaved, regarding, it feems, the Hairs of his Head as fo many Suckers, which if they had been fuffer'd to grow, might have drawn away the Nourishment from his Chin, and by that means have starved his Beard.

I have read fomewhere that one of the Popes refus'd to accept an Edition of a Saint's Works, which were prefented to him, because the Saint in his Effigies before the Book, was drawn without a Beard.

WE fee by thefe Inftances what Homage the World has formerly paid to Beards; and that a Barber was not then allow'd to make thofe Depredations on the Faces of the Learned, which have been permitted him of later years.

ACCORDINGLY feveral wife Nations have been fo extremely jealous of the leaft Ruffle offer'd to their Beards, that they feem to have fixed the Point of Honour principally in that Part. The Spaniards were wonderfully tender in this particular. Don Quevedo, in his third Vision on the laft Judgment, has carry'd the Humour very far, when he tells us that one of his vain-glorious Countrymen, after having receiv'd Sentence, was taken into cuftody by a couple of evil Spirits; but that his Guides happening to diforder his Muftachoes, they were forced to recompofe them with a Pair of Curling-Irons before they could get

him to file off.

IF we look into the Hiftory of our own Nation, we fhall find that the Beard flourish'd in the Saxon Heptarchy, but was very much discourag'd under the Norman Line. It fhot out, however, from time to time, in feveral Reigns under different Shapes. The laft effort it made seems to have been in Queen Mary's days, as the curious Reader may find, if he pleases to perufe the Figures of Cardinal Poole, and Bishop Gardiner; tho' at the fame time, I think it may be question'd, if Zeal against Popery has not induced our Proteftant Painters to extend the Beards of thefe two Perfecutors beyond their natural Dimenfions, in order to make them appear the more terrible.

I find but few Beards worth taking notice of in the Reign of King James the First.

DURING the Civil Wars there appeared one, which makes too great a Figure in Story to be paffed over in filence; I mean that of the redoubted Hudibras, an Account of which Butler has tranfmitted to Pofterity in the following Lines:

His tawny Beard was th' equal Grace
Both of his Wifdom, and his Face;
In Cut and Dye fo like a Tyle,
A fudden View it would beguile:
The upper Part thereof was Whey,
The nether Orange mixt with Grey.

THE Whisker continu'd for fome time among us after the Extirpation of Beards; but this is a Subject which I fhall not here enter upon, having difcuffed it at large in a diftinct Treatife, which I keep by me in Manufcript, upen the Mustachoe.

IF my Friend Sir ROGER's Project, of introducing Beards, should take effect, I fear the Luxury of the prefent Age would make it a very expensive Fafhion. There is no queftion but the Beaux would foon provide themfelves with falfe ones of the lighteft Colours, and the most immoderate Lengths. A fair Beard, of the Tapistry-fize Sir ROGER feems to approve, could not come under twenty Guineas. The famous Golden Beard of Æfculapius would hardly be more valuable than one made in the Extravagance of the Fashion.

BESIDES, we are not certain that the Ladies would not come into the Mode, when they take the Air on horseback. They already appear in Hats and Feathers, Coats and Perriwigs; and I fee no reason why we may not fuppose that they would have their Riding-Beards on the fame occafion.

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I may give the Moral of this Difcourfe in another Paper.

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No 332. Friday, March 21.

Minus aptus acutis

Naribus horum hominum ·

Dear Short-Face,

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the Mohocks; wherein you have particularly fpecify'd the ingenious Performance of the Lion-Tippers, the Dancing-Mafters, and the Tumblers: But as you acknowC ledge you had not then a perfect History of the whole Club, you might very eafily omit one of the most nota'ble Species of it, the Sweaters, which may be reckon'da fort of Dancing-Mafters too. It is it feems the Cu⚫ftom for half a dozen, or more, of thefe well-difpos'd Savages, as foon as they have inclos'd the Perfon upon whom they defign the Favour of a Sweat, to whip out ⚫their Swords, and holding them parrallel to the Horizon, they describe a fort of Magick Circle round about him ⚫ with the Points. As foon as this Piece of Conjuration is perform'd, and the Patient without doubt already beginning to wax warm, to forward the Operation, that • Member of the Circle towards whom he is fo rude as • turn his Back firft, runs his Sword directly into that Part of the Patient wherein School-boys are punished ; and, as it is very natural to imagine this will foon make him tack about to fome other Point, every Gentleman • does himself the fame juftice as often as he receives the Affront. After this Jig has gone two or three times round, and the Patient is thought to have sweat fufficiently, he is very handfomly rubb'd down by fome Attendants, who carry with them Inftruments for that purpose, and fo difcharged. This Relation I had from a Friend of mine, who has lately been under this Discipline. He tells

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< tells me he had the Honour to dance before the Emperor himself, not without the Applaufe and Acclamations both of his Imperial Majesty, and the whole Ring; tho' " I dare fay, neither I or any of his Acquaintance ever dreamt he would have merited any Reputation by his Activity.

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I can affure you, Mr. SPEC, I was very near being qualify'd to have given you a faithful and painful Account of this walking Bagnio, if I may fo call it, my felf: For going the other night along Fleetstreet, and having, out of curiofity, juft enter'd into Difcourfe with a wandring Female who was travelling the fame way, a couple of Fellows advanced towards us, drew their Swords, and cry'd out to each other, A Sweat! a "Sweat! Whereupon fufpecting they were fome of the Ringleaders of the Bagnio, I alfo drew my Sword, and demanded a Parly; but finding none would be granted me, and perceiving others behind them filing off with great diligence to take me in Flank, I began to sweat for fear of being forced to it: but very luckily betaking C my felf to a pair of Heels, which I had good reafon to believe would do me juftice, I inftantly got poffeffion of C a very fnug Corner in a neighbouring Alley that lay in my Rear; which Poft I maintain'd for above half an hour with great Firmness and Refölution, tho' not letting this Succefs fo far overcome me, as to make me unmindful of the Circumfpection that was neceffary to be obferv'd upon my advancing again towards the Street; by which Prudence and good Management I made a handfome and orderly Retreat, having fuffer'd no other Da" mage in this Action than the Lofs of my Baggage, and the Diflocation of one of my Shoe-heels, which last I am juft now inform'd is in a fair way of Recovery. Thefe Sweaters, by what I can learn from my Friend, and by as near a view as I was able to take of them my felf, feem to me to have at present but a rude kind of Difcipline amongst them. It is probable, if you would take a little pains with them, they might be brought into better order. But I'll leave this to your own Difcretion; and will only add, that if you think it worth while to infert

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P. S. MY Friend will have me acquaint you, That though he would not willingly detract from the Merit of that extraordinary Strokes-man Mr. Sprightly, yet it is his real Opinion, that fome of thofe Fellows, who are employ'd as Rubbers to this new-fashion'd Bagnio, have • ftruck as bold Strokes as ever he did in his Life.

I had fent this four and twenty hours fooner, if I had not had the Misfortune of being in a great doubt about the Orthography of the word Bagnio. I con• fulted feveral Dictionaries, but found no relief; at last ⚫ having recourse both to the Bagnio in Newgateftreet, and to that in Chancery-lane, and finding the original Manufcripts upon the Sign-pofts of each to agree literally with my own Spelling, I returned home, full of Satif<faction, in order to dispatch this Epistle.

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Mr. SPECTATOR,

As you have taken moft of the Circumftances of

human Life into your Confideration, we, the un⚫der-written, thought it not improper for us alfo to reprefent to you our Condition. We are three Ladies who live in the Country, and the greatest Improvements we make is by reading. We have taken a fmall Journal of our Lives, and find it extremely oppofite to your laft Tuesday's Speculation. We rife by feven, and pafs the beginning of each Day in Devotion, and looking into thofe Affairs that fall within the Occurrences of a retired Life; in the Afternoon we fometimes enjoy the • Company of fome Friend or Neighbour, or elfe work or read; at nightIwe retire to our Chambers, and take leave of each other for the whole night at ten a-clock. We take particular care never to be fick of a Sunday.

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