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What methods he try'd, and what arts to prevail ; That your Honour would please, at this dangerous
All these, were they told, would but burden my crisis,

To take to your bosom a few private vices,
In short, all affairs were so happily carry'd; By which your petitioners haply might thrive,
That hardly fix weeks pass'd away till they marry'd. And keep both themselves and Contention alive.

Byt Envy grew fick when the story the heard, In compassion, good Sir, give them something to
Violette was the girl that of all the most fear'd;

She knew her good-humour, her beauty and sweet. And your Honour's petitioners ever shall pray.

Her ease and compliance, her taste and her neatness;
From these the was sure that her man could not

And must rise on the stage, from contentment at

home :
So on she went hissing, and inwardly curs'd her,

And Garrick next season will certainly burst her.





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For that by thirst of gain excited,

One day in July last, at tea,
And in the house of Mrs. P.
From the left breast of E. M. gent.

With base felonious intent,

Did then and there a heart with strings,

Rest, quiet, peace, and other things,
POETS AND NEWS-WRITERS, Steal, rob and plunder; and all them

The chattels of the said E. M.

The prosecutor swore, last May
HAT your Honour's petitioners (dealers in the month he knew, but not the day}

He left his friends in town, and went

Upon a visit down in Kent:
Aud writers of scandal, for mending the times)

That staying there a month or two,
By losses in business, and England's well-doing,

He spent his time as others do,
Are funk in their credit, and verging on ruin.
That these their misfortunes, they humbly con-

In riding, walking, fishing, swimming;

But being much inclin'd to women,

And young and wild, and no great reasoner,
Arise not from dulness, as some folks believe,
But from rubs in their way which your Honour has

He got acquainted with the prisoner.

He own'd, 'twas rumour'd in those parts

That me ad a trick of stealing hearts,
And want of materials to carry on trade.

And from fifteen to twenty-two,
That they always had form’d high conceits of Had made the devil and all to do :
their use,

But Mr. W. the vicar,
And meant their last breath ihould go out in abuse ;

(And no man brews you better liquor)
But now (and they speak it with sorrow and tears)

Spoke of her thefts as tricks of youth,
Since your Honour has fat at the helm of affairs,

The frolicks of a girl forsooth:
No party will join them, no faction invite
To heed what they say, or to read what they write; He said; for she was twenty-four.

Things now were on another score,
Sedition, and Tumult, and Discord are filed,

However, to make matters short,
And Slander (carte ventures to lift up her head-

And not to trespass on the court,
In short, public business is so carry'd on,
That their country is savod, and the patriots undone. The lady was discover'd soon,

· And thus it was. One afternoon,
To perplex them ftill more, and sure famine to

The ninth of July last, or near it, bring,

(As to the day, he could not swear it) (Now satire has lost both its truth and its sting) If, in spite of their natures, they bungle at praise,

In company at Mrs. P.'s,

Where folks say any thing they please;
Your honour regards not, and nobody pays.

Dean L. and lady Mary by,
YOUR petitioners therefore must humbly intreat

And Fanny waiting on Miss Y. (As the times will allow, and your Honour thinks

(He own'd he was inclined to think meet)

Both were a little in their drink) That measures be chang'd, and some cause of complaint

The pris’ner ask'd, and calld him coulin,

How many kifles made a dozen ?
Be immediately sumilh'd, to end their restraint;

That being, as he own’d, in liquor,
Their credit thereby, and their trade to retrieve,
That again they may rail, and the nation believe.

The question made his blood run quicker,

And, sense and reason in eclipfe,
Or elle (if your wisdom thall deem it all one)

He vow'd he'd score them on ho
Now the Parliament's rising, and business is done,

That rising up to keep his word,
He got as far as kiss the third,
And would have counted t' other nine;
And so all present did opine,
But that he felt a sudden dizziness,
That quite undid him for the business :
His speech, he said, began to falter,
His eyes to stare, his mouth to water,
His breast to thump without cessation,
And all within one conflagration.
Bless me! says Fanny, what's the matter?
And lady Mary look'd hard at her,
And stamp'd, and with'd the pris’ner further,
And cry'd out, Part them, or there's murther
That still he held the pris'ner fast,
And would have stood it to the last;
But struggling to go through the rest,
He felt a pain across his breaft,
A sort of sudden twinge, he said,
That seem'd almost to strike him dead,
And after that such cruel (marting,
He thought the soul and body parting.
That then he let the pris'njer go,
And stagger'd off a step or so;
And thinking that his heart was ill,
He begg'd of Miss Y.'s maid to feel.
That Fanny Aept before the rest,
And laid her hand upon his breast;
But, mercy on us ! what a stare
The creature gave ! No heart was there;
Souse went her fingers in the hole,
Whence beart, and strings, and all were stole.
That Fanny turn'd, and told the prisoner,
She was a chief, and so The'd chriften her;
And that it was a burning shame,
And brought the house an evil name;
And if she did not put the heart in,
'The man would pine and die for certain.
The pris'ner then was in her airs,
And bid her mind her own affairs;
And told his reverence, and the rest of 'em,
She was as honest as the best of 'em.
That lady Mary and dean L.
Rose up and said, 'Twas mighty well,
But that, in general terms they said it,
A heart was gone, and some one had it :
Words would not do, for search they must,
And search they would, and her the first.
That then the pris'ner dropp'd her anger,
And said, the hop'd they would not hang her ;
That all she did was meant in jest,
And there the heart was, and the rest.
That then the dean cry'd out, О fie!
And sent in hafte for justice l.
Who, though he knew her friends and pity'd her,
Call'd her hard names, and so committed her.

The parties present swore the same;
And Fanny said, the pris'ner's name
Had frighten'd all the country round;
And glad the was the bill was found.
She knew a man, who knew another,
Who knew the very party's brother;
Who lost his heart by mere surprize,
One morning looking at her eyes ;
And others had been known to squeak,
Who only chanc'd to hear her speak:
For The had words of such a sort,
That though the knew no reason foi't,

Would make a man of sense run made
And rifle him of all he had ;
And that she'd rob the whole community,
If ever The had opportunity.

The pris'ner now first silence broke,
And curtsy'd round her as the spoke.
She own'd, the said, it much incens'd her,
To hear such matters sworn against her,
But that the hop'd to keep her tempery
And prove herself “ eadem femper."
That what the prosecutor swore
Was some part true, and some part more :
She own's The had been often seen with him,
And laugh'd and chatted on the green with him ;
The fellew seem'd to have humanity,
And told her tales that sooth'd her vanity,
Pretending that he lov'd her vastly,
And that all women elle look'd ghastly.
But then the hop'd the court would think
She never was inclin'd to drink,
Or suffer hands like his to daub her, or
Encourage men to kiss and Nobber her ;
She'd have folks know the did not love it,
Or if she did, she was above it.
But this, she said, was sworn of course,
To prove her giddy, and then worse ;
As the whose conduct was thought “ lævis,"
Might very well be reckon'd thievish.
She hop'd, she said, the court's discerning
Would pay some honour to her learning,
For every day from four to past fix,
She went up-stairs, and read the classics.
Thus having clear'd herself of levity,
The rest, she said, would come with brevitys
And first, it injur'd not her honour
To own the heart was found upon her ;
For she could prove, and did aver,
The paltry thing belong'd to her :
The fact was thus. This prince of knaves
Was once the huinbleft of her Naves,
And often had confess'd the dart
Her eyes had lodg'd within his heart:
That she, as 'twas her constant fashion,
Made great diversion of his passion;
Which set his blood in such a ferment,
As seem'd to threaten his interment :
That then she was afraid of losing him,
And so defifted from abusing him ;
And often came and felt his pulse,
And bid him write to docter Hulse.
The prosecutor thank'd her kindly,
And figh'd, and said the look'd divinely ;
But told her that his heart was bursting,
And doctors he had little trust in ;
He therefore begg'd her to accept it,
And hop'd 'twould mend if once the kept it.
That having no averfion to it,
She said, with a!l her soul, the'd do it ;
But then she begg'd him to remember,
If he should need it in December,
(For winter months would make folks shiver,
Who wanted either heart or liver)
It never could return; and added,
'Twas her's for life, if once she had it.
The prosecutor said, Amen,
And that he wish'd it not again ;
And took it from his breast and gave her,
And bow'd, and thank'd her for the favour ;

But begg'd the thing right not be spoke of,
as heartless men were made a joke of.
That next day, whisp'ring him about it,
And asking how he felt without it,
He figh’d, and cry'd, Alack! alack !
And begg'd, and pray'd to have it back ;
Or that she'd give him her's instead on't :
But the conceiv'd there was no need on't ;
And said, and bid him make no pother,
He should have neither one noi i'other.
That then he rav'd and storm'd like fury,
And said, that one was his " de jure,”
And rather than he'd leave pursuing her,
He'd swear a robbery, and ruin her.

That this was truth she did aver,
Whatever hap betided Her ;
Only that Mrs. P. she said,
Miss Y. and her deluded maid,
And lady Mary, and his reverence,
Were folks to whom she paid fome deference ;
And that the verily believ'd
They were not perjur'd, but deceiv'd.

Then doctor D. begg'd leave to speak;
And figh'd as if his heart would break.
He said, that he was madam's surgeon,
Or rather, as in Greek, chirurgeon,
From “ cheir, manus, ergon, opus"
(As scope is from the Latin “ scopus”).

That he, he said, had known the prisoner
From the first sun that ever rise on her ;
And griev'd he was to see her there ;
But took upon himself to swear,
There was not to be found in nature
A sweeter or a better creature ;
And if the king (God bless him) knew her,
He'd leave St. James's to get to her :
But then as to the fact in question,
He knew no more on't than Hephaestion ;
It might be false, and might be true ;
And this, he said, was all he knew.

The judge proceeded to the charge,
And gave the evidence at large,
But often cast a sheep's eye at her,
And Itrove to mitigate the matter,
Pretending facts were not so clear,
And mercy ought to interfere.

The jury then withdrew a moment,
As if on weighey points to comment;
And right or wrong, resolv'd to save her,
They gare a verdiet in her favour.

But why or wherefore things were so,
It matters not for us to know :
The culprit, by escape grown bold,
Pilfers alike from young and old,
The country all around her teazes,
And robs or murders whom the pleases.





you ;

F A B L E 1.

To these, detesting praise, I write,

And vent, in charity, my spite. THE EAGLE, AND THE ASSEMBLY OF BIRDS. With friendly hand i hold the glass

To all, promiscuous as they pass;

Should folly there her likeness view,

I fret not that the mirror's true ;

If the fantastic form offend, PRINCESS OF WALE S.

I made it not, but would amend.

Virtue, in every clime and age,
HE moral lay, to beauty due,

Spurns at the fully-Soothing page,

While fatire, that offends the ear Well pleas'd to hope my vacant hours

Of vice and passion, pleases her. Have been employ'd to sweeten yours.

Premising this, your anger spare,
Truth under fi&tion I impart,

And claim the fable you who dare.
To weed out folly from the heart;
And shew the paths, that lead astray

THE b'sds in place, by factions press'd,
The wand'ring nymph from wisdom's way. To Jupiter their pray'rs address'd ;
I fatter none. The great and good

By fpecious lies the state was vex'd, Are by their actions understood;

Their counsels libellers perplex’d; Your monument if actions raise,

They begg'd (to stop seditious tongues) Shall I deface by idle praise?

A gracious hearing of their wrongs. I echo not the voice of fame,

Jove grants their suit. The Eagle fate, That dwells delighted on your name ;

Decider of the grand debate. Her friendly tale, however true,

The Pye, to trust and pow's preferred, Were flatt'ry, if I told it you.

Demands permission to be heard. The proud, the envious, and the vain,

Suys he, Prolixity of phrase The jilt, the prude, demand my train ;

You kno:v I hate. This fibel says, VOL VII.


“ Some birds there are, who, prone to noise, " Are hir'd to silence wisdom's voice, " And skill'd to chatter out the hour, « Rise by their emptiness to pow'r." That this is aim'd direct at me, No doubt, you'll readily agree ; Yet well this fage assembly knows, By parts to government I rose; My prudent counsels prop the state ; Magpies were never known to prate.

The Kite rose up. His honest heart In virtue's suff'rings bore a part. That there were birds of prey he knew ; So far the libeller said true ; « Voracious, told, to rapine prone, " Who knew no intéreft but their own ; « Who hov’ring o'er the farmer's yard, “ Nor pigeon, chick, nor duckling spar'd." This might be true, but if apply'd To him, in troth, the Nand'rer ly'd. Since ign'rance then might be milled, Such things, he thought, were beft unfaid.

The Crow was vex'd. As yester-morn
He few across the new-lown corn,
A screaming boy was set for pay,
He knew to drive the crows away ;
Scandal had found out him in turn,
And buzz'd abroad, that crows love corn.

The Owl arose, with folemn face,
And thus harangu'd upon the case.
That magpies prate, it may be true,
A kite may be voracious too,
Crows sometimes deal in new-lown pease ;
He libels not, who strikes at these ;
The Nander's here" But there are birds,
“ Whose wisdom lies in looks, not words ;
“ Blund'rers, who level in the dark,
“ And always Thoot beside the mark.”
He names not me; but these are hints,
Which manifest at whom he squints ;
I were indeed that blund'ring fowl,
To question if he meant an owl.

Ye wretches, hence ! the Eagle cries,
"Ijs conscience, conscience that applies ;
The virtuous mind takes no alarm,
Seour'd by innocence from harm;
While guilt, and his associate fear,
Are startled at the passing air.

While he, who tells you honeft truth,
And points to happiness your youth,
Determines, by his care, his lot,
And lives neglected, and forgot?

Trust me, my dear, with greater eale
Your taste for flatt'ry I could please,
And fimilies in each dull line,
Like glow-worms in the dark, should shine.
What if I say your lips disclose
The freshness of the op'ning rose ?
Or that your cheeks are beds of flow'rs,
Enripen'd by refreshing show'rs?
Yet certain as these flow'rs shall fade,
Time every beauty will invade.
The butterfly, of various hue,
More than the flow'r resembles you ;
Fair, Autt'ring, fickle, busy thing,
To pleasure ever on the wing,
Gayly coquetting for an hour,
To die, and ne'er be thought of more.

Would you the bloom of youth should left ? "Tis virtue that must bind it fast ; An easy carriage, wholly free From four reserve, or levity; Good-natur'd mirth, an open heart, And looks unskill'd in any art; Humility, cnough to own The frailties, which a friend makes known ; And decent pride enough to know The worth, that virtue can bestow.

These are the charms, which ne'er decay,
Though youth and beauty fade away ;
And time, which all things elfe removes,
Still heightens virtue, and improves.

You'll frown, and ask to what invent
This blunt address to you is sent ?
I'll spare the question, and confess
I'd praise you, if I lov'd you less ;
But rail, be angry, or complain,
I will be rude, while you are vain.

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BENEATH a lion's peaceful reign,
When beasts met friendly on the plain,
A Panther, of majestic port,
(The vainest female of the court)
With spotted skin, and eyes of fire,
Fill'd every bosom with desire,
Where-e'er the mov'd, a servile crowd
Of fawning creatures cring'd and bow'd;
Assemblies every week she held,
(Like modern belles) with coxcombs filid,
Where noise, and nonsense, and grimace,
And lies and scandal fill'd the place.

Behold the gay, fantastic thing,
Encircled by the spacious ring.
Low-howing, with important look,
As first in rank, the Monkey (poke.

Gad take me, madam, but I fwear, No angel ever look'd so fair : “ Forgive my rudeness, but I vow, You were not quite divine till pów; “ Those limbs ! that shape! and then those eyes! “O, close them, or the gazer dies !"

Nay, gentle Pug, for goodness hush,
I vow, and swear, you make me blush;
I shall be angry at this rate ;
'Tis so like datt'ry, which I hate.

Must fawp and flatter, cringe and lie,
And raise the goddess to the sky.
For truth is hateful to her ear,
A rudeness, which she cannot bear.
A rudeness ? Yes. I Speak my thoughts ;
For truth upbraids her with her faults.

How wretched, Cloe, then am I,
Who love you, and yet cannot lie!
And still to make you lefs my friend,
I strive your errors to amend !
But Mall the senseless fop impart
The softest passion to your heart,

And kings on earth their gems admire,
Because they imitate my fire.

She spoke. Attentive on a spray,
A Nightingale forbore his lay ;
He saw the shining morsel near,
And flew, directed by the glare ;
A while he gaz'd with sober look,
And thus the trembling prey bespoke.

Deluded fool, with pride elate,
Know, 'tis thy beauty brings thy fate :
Less dazzling, long thou might’st have lain
Unheeded on the velvet plain :
Pride, foon or late, degraded mourns,
And beauty wrecks whom the adorns.


The Fox, in deeper cunning vers’d,
The beauties of her mind rehears'd,
And talk'd of knowledge, taste, and sense,
To which the fair have vast pretence !
Yet well he knew them always vain
Of what they strive not to attain,
And play'd lo cunningly his part,
That Pug was rival'd in his art.

The Goat avow'd his am'rous flame ;
And burnt-for what he durft not name ;
Yet hop'd a meeting in the wood
Might make his meaning understood.
Half angry at the bold address,
She frown'd; but yet she must confess,
Such beauties might inflame his blood,
But still his phrase was somewhat rude.

The Hog her neatness much admir'd;
The formal Als her swiftness fir'd;
While all to feed her folly strove,
And by their praises Thar'd her love.

The horse, whose gen'rous heart disdain'd
Applause, by servile flatt'ry gain'd,
With graceful courage, filence broke,
And thus with indignation (poke.

When flatt'ring monkeys fawn, and prate, They juftly raise contempt or hate ; For merit's turn'd to ridicule, Applauded by the grinning fool. The artful Fox your wit commends, To lure you to his selfith ends ; From the vile flatt'rer turn away, For knaves make friendships to betray. Dismiss the train of fops, and fools, And learn to live by wisdom's rules; Such beauties might the lion warm, Did not your folly break the charm; For who would court that lovely thape, To be the rival of an ape?

He said ; and snorting in disdain, Spurn'd at the crowd, and sought the plain.



*HE prudent nymph, whose cheeks disclose From public view her charms will screen, And rarely in the crowd be seen ; This simple truth shall keep her wise, " The fajrest fruits attract the flies.

ONE night, a Glow-worm, proud and vain, Contemplating her glitt'ring train, Cry'd, Sure there never was in nature So elegant, so fine a creature. All other insects, that I see, The frugal ant, industrious bee, Or filk-worm, with contempt I view ; With all that low, mechanic crew, Who servilely their lives employ In business, enemy to joy. Mean, vulgar herd! ye are my scorn, For grandeur only I was born, Or fure am fprung from race divine, And plac'd on earth, to live and shine. Those lights that sparkle so on high, Are but the glow-worms of the sky,


TIXTEEN, d'ye say? Nay then 'tis time ;

Another year destroys your prime.
But stay-The settlement ! « That's made."
Why then's my simple girl afraid?
Yet hold a moment, if you can,
And heedfully the fable scan.

THE Mhades were fled, the morning blush'd,
The winds were in their caverns hush'd,
When Hymen, penhve and sedate,
Held o'er the fields his musing gait.
Behind him, through the green-wood Thade,
Death's meagre form the gud survey'd,
Who quickly, with gigantic stride,
Out-went his pace, and join'd his fide.
The chat on various subjects ran,
Till angry Hymen thus began.

Relentless Death, whose iron sway
Mortals reluctant must obey,
Süll of thy pow'r shall I complain,
And thy too partial hand arraign?
When Cupid brings a pair of hearts
All over stuck with equal darts,
Thy cruel shafts my hopes deride,
And cut the knot, that Hymen ty’d.
Shall not the bloody, and the bold,
The miser, hoarding up his gold,
The harlot, reeking from the stew,
Alone thy fell revenge pursue ?
But must the gentle, and the kind,
Thy fury, undistinguish'd, find ?

The monarch calmly thus reply'd :
Weigh well the cause, and then decide.
That friend of yours, you lately nam'd,
Cupid, alone is to be blam'd;
Then let the charge be justly laid ;
That idle boy neglects his trade,
And hardly once in twenty years,
A couple to your temple bears.
The wretches, whom your office blends,
Silenus now, or Plutus sends;
Hence care, and bitterness, and strife
Are common to the nupcial life.

Believe me; more than all mankind,
Your vot'ries my compassion find;
Yet cruel am I call'd, and base,
Who feek the wretched to release ;
The captive from his bonds to free,
Indiffoluble but for me.


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