Those who cannot drink their rations, And a blush betrays a drear If there's here a fellow lurking Let the door to him be shown, From our crew we'll have him thrown ; He's more desolate than death, Mixed with us; Let him go and end his breath! When your heart is set on drinking, May the glass no mischief do, Wed not you the god and goddess, He whose name is Liber, he All her virtue in the cup Runs to waste, And wine wedded yieldeth up Strength and taste. Since she is the queen of ocean, Bacchus never deigned to be Watered, he! Liber never bore to be Christened, he! XX. Closely allied to drinking-songs are some comic ditties which may have been sung at wine-parties. Of these I have thought it worth while to present a few specimens, though their medieval bluntness of humour does not render them particularly entertaining to a modern reader. The first I have chosen is The Lament of the Roast Swan. It must be remembered that this bird was esteemed a delicacy in the Middle Ages, and also that pepper was highly prized for its rarity. This gives a certain point to the allusion in the third stanza. THE LAMENT OF THE ROAST SWAN. No. 53. Time was my wings were my delight, Woe's me! I vow, Black am I now, Burned up, back, beak, and brow! The baster turns me on the spit, The carver carves me bit by bit. I'd rather in the water float Under the bare heavens like a boat, Than have this pepper down my throat. Whiter I was than wool or snow, Now am I blacker than a crow. Now in the gravy-dish I lie, I cannot swim, I cannot fly, Nothing but gnashing teeth I spy. Woe's me! I vow, &c. The next is The Last Will of the Dying Ass. There is not much to be said for the wit of this piece. THE WILL OF THE DYING ASS. No. 54. While a boor, as poets tell, Whacked his patient ass too well, On the ground half dead it fell. On the ground half dead it fell, Then with gesture sad and low, "Had I known, my gentle ass, Thou from me so soon wouldst pass, I'd have swaddled thee, alas! "Made for thee a tunic meet, Shirt and undershirt complete, Breeches, drawers of linen sweet. "Rise awhile, for pity's sake, That ere life your limbs forsake You your legacies may make!" Soon the ass stood up, and thus, "To the magistrates my head, "To old men my teeth shall fall, Lips to wanton wooers all, And my tongue to wives that brawl. "Let my feet the bailiffs win, "Voice to singing boys I give, Throat to topers, may they live! |