American Wit and Humor, المجلد 1Review of Reviews Company, 1907 |
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الصفحة xviii
... hand , the judge sampled the offering , smacked his lips loudly , and commanded the astonished official to fetch him some more water from the same spring . Once , when about to engage in personal combat with an assailant , who was armed ...
... hand , the judge sampled the offering , smacked his lips loudly , and commanded the astonished official to fetch him some more water from the same spring . Once , when about to engage in personal combat with an assailant , who was armed ...
الصفحة xxiv
... hand and deposit them in the trash - pile ; and to - day he feels that he is but bending to the will of destiny in carrying liberty and ultimate self - government to new peoples in the far islands of the south seas . There are those ...
... hand and deposit them in the trash - pile ; and to - day he feels that he is but bending to the will of destiny in carrying liberty and ultimate self - government to new peoples in the far islands of the south seas . There are those ...
الصفحة 5
... hands ! for I have no lands ; or , if I have , they are smartly taxed . And , as Poor Richard likewise observes , He that hath a trade hath an estate , and he that hath a calling hath an office of profit and honor ; but then the trade ...
... hands ! for I have no lands ; or , if I have , they are smartly taxed . And , as Poor Richard likewise observes , He that hath a trade hath an estate , and he that hath a calling hath an office of profit and honor ; but then the trade ...
الصفحة 7
... hands ; and again , Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge ; and again , Not to oversee workmen is to leave them your purse open . Trusting too much to others ' care is the ruin of many ; for , as the Almanack says , In ...
... hands ; and again , Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge ; and again , Not to oversee workmen is to leave them your purse open . Trusting too much to others ' care is the ruin of many ; for , as the Almanack says , In ...
الصفحة 15
... hands of another boy , I voluntarily offered and gave all my money for one . I then came home , and went whistling all over the house , much pleased with my whistle , but disturbing all the family . My brothers and sisters and cousins ...
... hands of another boy , I voluntarily offered and gave all my money for one . I then came home , and went whistling all over the house , much pleased with my whistle , but disturbing all the family . My brothers and sisters and cousins ...
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الصفحة 7 - If you would have a faithful servant and one that you like, serve yourself. A little neglect may breed great mischief; for want of a nail the shoe was lost, for want of a shoe the horse was lost, and for want of a horse the rider was lost, being overtaken and slain by the enemy; all for want of a little care about a horseshoe nail.
الصفحة 239 - So the Deacon inquired of the village folk Where he could find the strongest oak, That couldn't be split nor bent nor broke — That was for spokes and floor and sills; He sent for lancewood to make the thills; The crossbars were ash, from the straightest trees; The panels of whitewood, that cuts like cheese, But lasts like iron for things like these; The hubs of logs from the "Settler's ellum...
الصفحة 240 - Last of its timber, — they couldn't sell 'em, Never an axe had seen their chips, And the wedges flew from between their lips, Their blunt ends frizzled like celery-tips; Step and prop-iron, bolt and screw, Spring, tire, axle, and linchpin too, Steel of the finest, bright and blue ; Thoroughbrace, bison-skin, thick and wide; Boot, top, dasher, from tough old hide Found in the pit when the tanner died. That was the way he "put her through.
الصفحة 242 - At half-past nine by the meet'n-house clock, — Just the hour of the Earthquake shock ! — What do you think the parson found, When he got up and stared around ? The poor old chaise in a heap or mound, As if it had been to the mill and ground ! You see, of course, if you're not a dunce, How it went to pieces all at once, — All at once, and nothing first, — Just as bubbles do when they burst.
الصفحة 100 - ... by a bit of broken looking-glass that hung up in the schoolhouse. That he might make his appearance before his mistress in the true style of a cavalier, he borrowed a horse from the farmer with whom he was domiciliated, a choleric old Dutchman of the name of Hans Van Ripper, and, thus gallantly mounted, issued forth, like a knight-errant in quest of adventures. But it is meet I should, in the true spirit of romantic story, give some account of the looks and equipments of my hero and his steed....
الصفحة 241 - Fifty-five! This morning the parson takes a drive. Now, small boys, get out of the way! Here comes the wonderful one-hoss shay, Drawn by a rat-tailed, ewe-necked bay. "Huddup!" said the parson — Off went they. The parson was working his Sunday's text — Had got to fifthly, and stopped perplexed At what the — Moses — was coming next. All at once the horse stood still, Close by the meet'n'-house on the hill.
الصفحة 240 - Little of all we value here Wakes on the morn of its hundredth year Without both feeling and looking queer. In fact, there's nothing that keeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth.
الصفحة 5 - Hope will die fasting. There are no Gains without Pains; then Help, Hands, for I have no Lands, or if I have, they are smartly taxed.
الصفحة 244 - THE BALLAD OF THE OYSTERMAN. IT was a tall young oysterman lived by the river-side, His shop was just upon the bank, his boat was on the tide ; The daughter of a fisherman, that was so straight and slim, Lived over on the other bank, right opposite to him. It was the pensive oysterman that saw a lovely maid, Upon a moonlight evening, a-sitting in the shade : He saw her wave her handkerchief, as much as if to say, "I'm wide awake, young oysterman, and all the folks away.
الصفحة 111 - In the centre of the road stood an enormous tulip-tree, which towered like a giant above all the other trees of the neighborhood, and formed a kind of landmark. Its limbs were gnarled and fantastic, large enough to form trunks for ordinary trees, twisting down almost to the earth, and rising again into the air.