Shy. Three thousand ducats, — well. Bass. Ay, sir, for three months. Bass. For the which, as I told you, Antonio shall be bound. Bass. May you stead me? Will you pleasure me? Shall I know your answer? Shy. Three thousand ducats, for three months, and Antonio bound. Bass. Your answer to that. Shy. Antonio is a good man. Bass. Have you heard any imputation to the contrary? Shy. Ho, no, no, no, no;-my meaning, in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me, that he is sufficient: yet his means are in supposition: he hath an argosy bound to Tripolis, another to the Indies: I understand moreover upon the Rialto, he hath a third at Mexico, a fourth for England, and other ventures he hath, squandered abroad: but ships are but boards, sailors but men there be land-rats, and water-rats, water-thieves, and land-thieves; I mean, pirates; and then, there is the peril of waters, winds, and rocks: the man is, notwithstanding, sufficient; three thousand ducats ;-I think, I may take his bond. Bass. Be assured you may. Shy. I will be assured I may: and, that I may be assured, I will bethink me: may I speak with Antonio. Bass. If it please you to dine with us. Shy. Yes, to smell pork; to eat of the habitation which your prophet, the Nazarite, conjured the devil into: I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you, and so following; but I will not eat with you, drink with you, nor pray with you. What news on the Rialto? Who is he comes here? (Enter Antonio.) Bass. This is Signior Antonio. Shy. (Aside.) How like a fawning publican he looks! I hate him for he is a Christian : But more, for that, in low simplicity, He lends out money gratis, and brings down I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him. He hates our sacred nation; and he rails, Bass. Shylock, do you hear? Shy. I am debating of my present store; And, by the near guess of my memory, I cannot instantly raise up the gross Of full three thousand ducats. What of that? - -- many months Will furnish me: but soft; - how Yet, to supply the ripe wants of my friend, Shy. Ay, ay, three thousand ducats. Ant. And for three months. Shy. Three thousand ducats, - 't is a good round sum, Ant. Well, Shylock, shall we be beholden to you? In the Rialto you have rated me About my moneys, and my usances: And all for use of that which is mine own. 66 'Shylock, we would have moneys;" you say so, A cur can lend three thousand ducats?" or -- "Fair sir, you spit on me on Wednesday last; You spurned me such a day; another time Ant. I am as like to call thee so again. But lend it rather to thine enemy; Who if he break, thou may'st with better face Shy. Why, look you, how you storm! Of usance for my moneys, and you 'll not hear me : Ant. This were kindness. Shy. This kindness will I show: Of your fair flesh, to be cut off and taken Ant. Content, in faith; I'll seal to such a bond, And say, there is much kindness in the Jew. Bass. You shall not seal to such a bond for me, I'll rather dwell in my necessity. Ant. Why, fear not, man; I will not forfeit it; Within these two months, that's a month before This bond expires, I do expect return Of thrice three times the value of this bond. Shy. O, father Abraham, what these Christians are ; A pound of man's flesh, taken from a man, Ard, for my love, I pray you, wrong me not. I will be with you. Ant. (Exit.) SHAKSPEARE. Touch. Good even, gentle friend: cover thy head, cover thy head: nay, pray thee, be covered. Will. Five and twenty, sir. How old are you, friend? Touch. A ripe age is thy name William ? Will. William, sir. Touch. A fair name: wast born in the forest here? Will. Ay, sir, I thank God. Touch "Thank God;" Will. Faith, sir, so, so. a good answer: art rich? Touch." So, so," is good, very good, very excellent good:and yet it is not; it is but so, so. Art thou wise? Will. Ay, sir, I have a pretty wit. Touch. Why, thou say'st well. I do now remember a saying, "The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." The heathen philosopher, when he had a desire to eat a grape, would open his lips when he put it into his mouth; meaning thereby, that grapes were made to eat, and lips to open. You do love this maid? Will. I do, sir. Touch. Give me your hand: art thou learned? Touch. Then learn this of me: to have, is to have: for it is a figure in rhetoric, that drink, being poured out of a cup into a glass, by filling the one doth empty the other: for all your writers do consent, that ipse is he; now you are not ipse, I fot am he. Will. Which he, sir? Touch. He, sir, that must marry this woman; therefore, you clown, abandon, which is in the vulgar, leave, the society,which in the boorish is, company,- of this female,-- which in the common is, woman, which together is, abandon the society of this female; or, clown, thou perishest; or, to thy better understanding, diest; to wit, I kill thee, make thee away, translate thy life into death, thy liberty into bondage: I will deal in poison with thee, or in bastinado, or in steel; I will bandy with thee in faction; I will over-run thee with policy; I will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways; therefore tremble, and depart. SHAKSPEARE. THE QUARREL ON THE SEVENTH CAUSE. TOUCHSTONE- - JAQUES DUKE, SENIOR. Touch. Salutation and greeting to you all! Jaq. Good, my lord, bid him welcome: this is the motleyminded gentleman, that I have so often met in the forest; he hath been a courtier, he swears. Touch. If any man doubt that, let him put me to my purgation. I have trod a measure; I have flattered a lady; I have been politic with my friend, smooth with mine enemy; I have undone three tailors; I have had four quarrels, and like to have fought one. Jaq. And how was that ta'en up ? Touch. 'Faith, we met and found the quarrel was upon the seventh cause. Jaq. How seventh cause? Good, my lord, like this fellow. Duke S. I like him very well. Touch. God 'ild you, sir; I desire you of the like. I press in here, sir, amongst the rest of the country copulatives, to swear, and to forswear; according as marriage binds, and blood breaks : a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own; a poor humor of mine, sir, to take that that no man else will: rich honesty dwells like a miser, sir, in a poor house; as your pearl, in your foul oyster. Duke S. By my faith, he is very swift and sententious. Touch. According to the fool's bolt, sir, and such dulcet dis eases. |