Kent. That such a knave as this should wear a sword, who wears no honesty. Corn. Why dost thou call him knave? What's his offence? Kent. His countenance likes me not. Corn. No more, perchance, does mine, nor his, nor hers. Kent. Sir, 'tis my occupation to be plain : I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Before me at this instant. Corn. This is some fellow, Who, having been prais'd for bluntness, doth affect A saucy roughness. What was the offence you gave him? Osw. I never gave him any: It pleas'd the king his master very late To strike at me, upon his misconstruction; When he, conjunct, and flattering his displeasure, Tripp'd me behind; drew on me here again. Corn. We'll teach you Kent. Fetch forth the stocks! Sir, I am too old to learn: Call not your stocks for me;. I serve the king. Corn. Fetch forth the stocks!-As I have life and honour, There shall he sit till noon. Reg. Till noon! till night, my lord; and all night too. Kent. Why, madam, if I were your father's dog, You should not use me so. Reg. Sir, being his knave, I will. [Exit. Stocks brought out. Glo. Let me beseech your grace not to do so : His fault is much, and the good king his master Will check him for it. Corn. I will answer that. [KENT is put in the stocks. [Exeunt all except GLOSTER and KENT. Glo. I'm sorry for thee, friend; 'tis the duke's pleasure, Whose disposition, all the world well knows, Will not be rubb'd nor stopp'd: I'll entreat for thee. Kent. Pray, do not, sir: I've watch'd, and travell'd hard; Some time I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle. Give you good morrow. Glo. The duke's to blame in this; 'twill be ill taken. [Exit. Kent. Good king, that must approve the common saw, Thou out of heaven's benediction com'st To the warm sun! Approach, thou beacon to this under globe, That by thy comfortable beams I may Peruse this letter!-I know 'tis from Cordelia, Who hast most fortunately been informed Of my obscured course, all weary and o'erwatch'd, Take vantage, heavy eyes, not to behold This shameful lodging. Fortune, good night: smile once more; turn thy wheel! SCENE 2.-The Open Country. Enter EDGAR. Edgar. heard myself proclaim'd; And by the happy hollow of a tree Escap'd the hunt. No port is free; no place, That guard, and most unusual vigilance, Does not attend my taking. While I may 'scape, C I will preserve myself. My face I'll grime with filth Tom!" That's something yet:-Edgar I nothing am. SCENE 3.-Court within GLOSTER'S Castle; KENT in the stocks. T Enter, from Castle, LEAR and the Fool. Lear. IS strange that they should so depart from home, And not send back my messenger. Fool. 'Shalt see thy other daughter will use thee kindly; for though she's as like this as a crab's like an apple, yet I can what I can tell. Lear. What canst tell, boy? Fool. She will taste as like this as a crab does to a crab. Thou canst tell why one's nose stands i' the middle on's face? Lear. No. Fool. Why, to keep one's eyes of either side's nose; that what a man cannot smell out, he may spy into. Lear. I did her wrong-to take't again perforce !monster ingratitude! Fool. Canst tell how an oyster makes his shell? Lear. No. Fool. Nor I neither; but I can tell why a snail has a house. Lear. Why? Fool. Why, to put his head in; not to give it away to his daughters, and leave his horns without a case. Lear. O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper: I would not be mad! Kent. [From the stocks.] Hail to thee, noble master. Fool. Ha, ha! he wears cruel garters. Lear. Ha! Mak'st thou this shame thy pastime ? Kent. No, my lord. Lear. What's he that hath so much thy place They could not, would not do't; 'tis worse than murder, To do upon respect such violent outrage, Coming from us. Kent. My lord, when at their home I did commend your highness' letters to them, C 2 From Goneril his mistress, salutations; They summon'd up their men and straight took horse; Commanded me to follow, and attend The leisure of their answer; gave me cold looks: Display'd so saucily against your highness,— Fool. Winter's not gone yet, if the wild-geese fly that way. Lear. O, how this mother swells up toward my heart! Hysterica passio,—down, thou climbing sorrow, Lear. Stay here. Follow me not; [Exit. Gent. Made you no more offence but what you speak of? Kent. None. How chance the king comes with so small a train? Fool. An thou hadst been set i' the stocks for that question, thou hadst well deserv'd it. Kent. Why, fool? Fool. That sir which serves and seeks for gain, Will pack when it begins to rain, And leave thee in the storm. Kent. Where learn'd you this, fool? Fool. Not i' the stocks, fool. |