18 SKETCHES FROM A PAINTER'S STUDIO. A TALE OF TO-DAY. A broad stream, smooth with deep-grassed fields, A vine-climbed cottage redly-tiled, A cottage parlour neatly gay A bluff blunt miller, well to do, Of broad loud laugh-not hard to please- And busy as her very bees A bright-eyed daughter-mirth and health- A tripping fair light-hearted girl With pleasure brim her parents' days. A titled slip of lordly blood, A meeting 'neath a summer's night— With burning hopes and doubts heard there. A thin pale face where Autumn sees Dear tongues that ask a gasping girl A dark small whitely-curtained room- A winter midnight's starry gloom- A fresh-turfed narrow hoop-bound grave A stooping woman scarcely old, c 2 A costly-furnished west-end room, A bridge all winter-keen with gusts, Save round the gas-lamps' flickering light; That numb each houseless wretch they meet. A wintry river, broad and black, Of the dark bridge swim through the night. A crouching form that through the gloom A long bright suite of stately rooms, Osborne Place, Blackheath. W. C. BENNETT. 21. THE SMALL SINS OF LONDON. BY PAUL BELL. "Would you know why I like London so much ?-Why, if the world must consist of so many fools as it does, I choose to take them in the gross, and not made into separate pills, as they are prepared in the Country!"-Horace Walpole. "LONDON with the many sins!"-thus was our Babylon the Great lovingly apostrophised, by that most constant of Babylonians, the genial and quaint Elia: every offence having upon gentle Charles the effect which "Jess Macfarlane's" ignorance produced upon the Celadon who indited that immortal song in her praise, in which said he, 66 "I took it in my head If our metropolis were like one of the celestial cities which Mr. Martin used to design, so fearlessly-think you, sir, we should be half as fond of it as we are? Were Whittington's town filled with angels, or even with mortals as cherubic as the Pastor of Peuscellwood, or Lord George Good-manners, or the Exeter Hall Lion of the Season-or dear Miss Lind, who is to resuscitate the precarious state of the Drama, (as Mr. Bunn promised to do before her) what would become of the Beadles, whose business it is to keep everything in order and who make their livelihood by "arranging its abuses? What would Martyrs do for lack of persecution?-or Jokers, with nothing to laugh at?-what the Lord Mayor and the Magistrates, with no criminals to admonish: no young whipper-snappers, who pass themselves off as Dukes, to court young French Ladies who pass themselves off as de Villars-es-no sellers of stale fish nor criers of green-peas at * I beg to observe, that it is not I, who make this comfortable promise; but a Serious Reviewer, who has just written the Lady's life: wherein he tells us that no Englishwomen will go to plays because they are wicked, and everybody concerned in them vicious and defiled; and sets up the Swedish young lady as high as Mother Anne among the Shakers-(to state the apotheosis mercifully). wrong times of the year, when “ green means poison in those who sell, and folly in those who buy-no Managers that jockey their Actors out of half their salaries-no A's, B's, or C's, who give I's, O's, or U's black eyes, by way of a finish to Cremorne or Casino pleasures? Fancy our Household Blues-the Police, turned off, because of such a millennial state of matters!-Fancy our Chadwicks and Southwood Smiths with no more evil odours to hunt into the Limbo of bad smells!—No, sir, the Transatlantic City of the Pennguins, which "perfect peace pervades," and whose houses (we happen to know from Americans who may be trusted) are never burnt down by mobs, and other like playful, popular excesses are forbidden, has always appeared to me, in description, a very lifeless place. Let us, then, make much of the Small Sins of London!-such of us, at least, Sir, as can write; or find readers. I propose to myself dealing with them, in this and subsequent papers. in the handsomest manner possible: steering equally clear of that spirit of Excommunication which * befit a may Bennett, but not a Bell-and of that latitudinarianism, which lets everything pass, with Uncle Foozle's epicurean appeal, "What does it matter?" Let no one be afraid, however, that in opening a Small-SinTrade, I am going to follow the fashions of the day-French or English. I leave to M. Eugene Sue, "The Seven Deadlies, being assured that he will not leave them with the shortest: also, that there will be no lack of zealous translators, who will show them up in every respectable English house, caged in all their ugly nakedness, for our Good Wives and Children to look at !-I leave to such eloquent Coroners as Mr. Baker, with their wonderful knack of moralizing on relationships which never existed, all tipsy miscreants who are thought to have poisoned their mothers-I leave to the detection of the Electrical Telegraph, all persons who elope with goods, money, or Lady Adelas-I leave to the charity of the City Article of the Daily Press, all the omissions of the Bulls and commissions of the Bears—the embezzlements of Mark Lane, and the sharp practices of Threadneedle Street. Let Bailiffs, proper or improper, look to the usurers-the spongers; and those who squeeze the same! I am, once for all, not going to *I allude to the Reverend Gentleman of Knightsbridge who looks out for Curates on the way to Rome, and who preaches sermons against them, and Papistically excommunicates them, so soon as they know their own minds better than his; and get there. P. B. |