Adjust their clothes, and to confession draw, Those venial sins, an atom, or a straw: But, oh! what terrors must distract the soul Convicted of that mortal crime, a hole: Or should one pound of powder less bespread Those monkey-tails that wag behind their head. Thus finish'd, and corrected to a hair,
They march, to prate their hour before the fair. So first to preach a white-gloved chaplain goes, With band of lily, and with cheek of rose, Sweeter than Sharon, in immaculate trim, Neatness itself impertinent in him.
Let but the ladies smile, and they are bless'd: Prodigious! how the things protest! protest! Peace, fools, or Gonson will for papist seize you, If once he catch you at your Jesu! Jesu!
Nature made every fop to plague his brother, Just as one beauty mortifies another.
But here's the captain that will plague them both, Whose air cries, Arm! whose very look 's an oath : The captain's honest, sirs, and that's enough, Though his soul's bullet, and his body buff.
So in immaculate clothes and symmetry Perfect as circles, with such nicety As a young preacher at his first time goes To preach, he enters, and a lady which owes Him not so much as good-will, he arrests,
And unto her protests, protests, protests,
So much as at Rome would serve to have thrown Ten cardinals into the Inquisition:
And whispers by Jesu so oft, that a
Pursuevant would have ravish'd him away
For saying our lady's Psalter. But 'tis fit That they each other plague, they merit it.
But here comes Glorious that will plague 'em bot Who in the other extreme only doth
Call a rough carelessness good fashion:
Whose cloak his spurs tear, or whom he spits on, He cares not, he. His ill words do no harm
To him; he rushes in, as if Arm, arm,
He spits fore-right; his haughty chest before, Like battering rams, beats open every door: And with a face as red, and as awry, As Herod's hangdogs in old tapestry, Scarecrow to boys, the breeding woman's curse Has yet a strange ambition to look worse: Confounds the civil, keeps the rude in awe, Jests like a licensed fool, commands like law. Frighted, I quit the room, but leave it so As men from jails to execution go; For hung with deadly sins I see the wall, And lined with giants deadlier than them all : Each man an Askapart, of strength to toss For quoits, both Temple-bar and Charing-cross. Scared at the grizly forms, I sweat, I fly,
And shake all o'er, like a discover'd spy.
Courts are too much for wits so weak as mine; Charge them with heaven's artillery, bold divine! From such alone the great rebukes endure, Whose satire's sacred, and whose rage secure;
He meant to cry and though his face be as ill As theirs which in old hangings whip Christ, still He strives to look worse; he keeps all in awe; Jests like a licensed fool, commands like law.
Tired, now, I leave this place, and but please i As men from gaols to execution go,
Go, through the great chamber (why is it hung With these seven deadly sins?) being among Those Askaparts, men big enough to throw Charing-cross, for a bar, men that do know No token of worth, but queens man, and fine Living barrels of beef, flaggons of wine, I shook like a spied spy-Preachers which are Seas of wit and art, you can, then dare, Drown the sins of this place; but as for me Which am but a scant brook, enough shall be To wash the stains away: although I yet (With Maccabees' modesty) the known merit Of my work lessen, yet some wise men shall, I hope, esteem my writs Canonical.
Tis mine to wash a few light stains; but theirs To deluge sin, and drown a court in tears. Howe'er, what's now Apocrypha, my wit, In time to come may pass for Holy Writ.
EPILOGUE TO THE SATIRES.
IN TWO DIALOGUES.
Fr. Nor twice a twelvemonth you appear in print And when it comes the court sees nothing in't. You grow correct, that once with rapture writ, And are, besides, too moral for a wit.
Decay of parts, alas! we all must feel- Why now, this moment, don't I see you steal? "Tis all from Horace: Horace long before ye Said, 'Tories call'd him Whig, and Whigs a Tory; And taught his Romans in much better metre,
To laugh at fools who put their trust in Peter.' But Horace, sir, was delicate, was nice;
Bubo observes, he lash'd no sort of vice: Horace would say, Sir Billy served the crown, Blunt could do business, Higgins knew the town; In Sappho touch the failings of the sex,
In reverend bishops note some small neglects, And own the Spaniard did a waggish thing, Who cropp'd our ears, and sent them to the king. His sly, polite, insinuating style
Could please at court, and make Augustus smile : An artful manager, that crept between
His friend and shame, and was a kind of screen. But 'faith your very friends will soon be sore; Patriots there are, who wish you'd jest no more -
And where's the glory? 'twill be only thought The great man never offer'd you a groat. Go see Sir Robert-
P. See Sir Robert!-hum- And never laugh-for all my life to come? Seen him I have, but in his happier hour Of social pleasure, ill-exchanged for power; Seen him, uncumber'd with a venal tribe, Smile without art, and win without a bribe Would he oblige me? let me only find,
He does not think me what he thinks mankind. Come, come, at all I laugh he laughs, no doubt, The only difference is, I dare laugh out.
F. Why yes with Scripture still you may be free A horse-laugh, if you please, at honesty;
A joke on Jekyll, or some odd old Whig, Who never changed his principle, or wig; A patriot is a fool in every age,
Whom all lord chamberlains allow the stage: These nothing hurts: they keep their fashion still, And wear their strange old virtue as they will.
If any ask you, 'Who's the man so near His prince, that writes in verse, and has his ear?' Why answer, Lyttleton; and I'll engage The worthy youth shall ne'er be in a rage: But were his verses vile, his whisper base, You'd quickly find him in lord Fanny's case. Sejanus, Wolsey, hurt not honest Fleury, But well may put some statesmen in a fury. Laugh then at any, but at fools or foes; These you but anger, and you mend not those. Laugh at your friends, and, if your friends are sore, So much the better, you may laugh the more.
To vice and folly to confine the jest,
Sets half the world, God knows, against the rest; Did not the sneer of more impartial men At sense and virtue balance all again. Judicious wits spread wide the ridicule, And charitably comfort knave and fool.
P. Dear sir, forgive the prejudice of youth: Adieu distinction, satire, warmth, and truth! Come, harmless characters that no one hit ; Come, Henley's oratory, Osborn's wit! The honey dropping from Favonio's tongue, The flowers of Bubo, and the flow of Young! The gracious dew of pulpit eloquence, And all the well-whipp'd cream of courtly sense, That first was H-vy's, F-'s next, and then, The S-te's, and then H-vy's once again. come, that easy Ciceronian style, So Latin, yet so English all the while,
As, though the pride of Middleton and Bland, All boys may read, and girls may understand! Then might I sing, without the least offence, And all I sung should be the nation's sense; Or teach the melancholy muse to mourn, Hang the sad verse on Carolina's urn, And hail her passage to the realms of rest, All parts perform'd, and all her children bless'd' So-satire is no more-I feel it die- No gazetteer more innocent than I—
And let, a God's name, every fool and knave Be graced through life, and flatter'd in his grave. F. Why so? if satire knows its time and place, You still may lash the greatest-in disgrace: For merit will by turns forsake them all; Would you know when? exactly when they fall. But let all satire in all changes spare Immortal S-k, and grave D- -re. Silent and soft, as saints removed to heaven, All ties dissolved, and every sin forgiven, These may some gentle ministerial wing Receive, and place for ever near a king!
There, where no passion, pride, or shame transport, Lull'd with the sweet nepenthe of a court; There, where no father's, brother's, friend's disgrace Once break their rest, or stir them from their place;
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