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evident to the most superficial observer; since a nation is nothing but a collection of individuals, and the manners of individuals are frequently determined by these causes. As poverty and hard labour debase the minds of the common people, and render them unfit for any science and ingenious profession, so where any government becomes very oppressive to all its subjects, it must have a proportional effect on their temper and genius, and must banish all the liberal arts from amongst them.

The same principle of moral causes fixes the characters of different professions, and alters even the disposition which the particular members receive from the hand of nature. A soldier and a priest are different characters in all nations and all ages, and this difference is founded on circumstances, whose operation is external

and unalterable.

The uncertainty of their life makes soldiers lavish and generous, as well as brave their idleness, as well as the large societies which they form in camps or garrisons, inclines them to pleasure and gallantry; by their frequent change of company they acquire good breeding and an openness of behaviour; being employed only against a public and open enemy, they become candid, honest, and undesigning; and as they use more the labour of the body than the mind, they are commonly thoughtless and ignorant.

"Tis a trite but not altogether a false maxim, that priests of all religions are the same; and though the character of the profession will not in every instance prevail over the personal character, yet is it sure always to predominate with the greater number. For as chemists observe, that spirits when raised to a certain height are all the same, from whatever materials they be extracted; so these men being elevated above humanity, acquire an uniform character which is entirely their own, and which is in my opinion, generally speaking, not the most amiable that is to be met with in human society; it is in most points opposite to that of a soldier, as is the way of life from which it is derived. Hume's Essays.

§ 110. Chastity an additional Ornament to Beauty.

There is no charm in the female sex, that can supply the place of virtue. Without innocence beauty is unlovely, and quality contemptible; good-breeding dege nerates into wantonness, and wit into im

pudence. It is observed, that all the vir tues are represented by both painters and statuaries under female shapes; but if any one of them has a more particular title to that sex, it is Modesty. I shall leave it to the divines to guard them against the opposite vice, as they may be overpowered by temptations; it is sufficient for me to have warned them against it, as they may be led astray by instinct. Spectator.

111. Chastity a valuable Virtue in a

Man.

But as I am now talking to the world yet untainted, I will venture to recommend chastity as the noblest male qualification.

It is, methinks, very unreasonable, that the difficulty of attaining all other good habits, is what makes them honourable; but in this case the very attempt is be come very ridiculous: but in spite of all the raillery of the world, truth is still truth, and will have beauties inseparable from it. I should, upon this occasion, bring examples of heroic chastity, were I not afraid of having my paper thrown away by the modish part of the town, who go no farther, at best, than the mere absence of ill, and are contented to be rather irreproach able than praise-worthy. In this particular, a gentleman in the court of Cyrus reported to his majesty the charms and beauty of Panthea; and ended his pane gyric by telling him, that since he was at leisure, he would carry him to visit her. But that prince, who is a very great man to this day, answered the pimp, because he was a man of quality, without roughness, and said with a smile, " If I should visit her upon your introduction, now I have leisure, I don't know but I might go again upon her own invitation when I ought to be better employed." But when I cast about all the instances which I have met with in all my reading, I find not one so generous, so honest, and so noble, as that of Joseph in holy writ. When his master had trusted him so unreservedly (to speak it in the emphatical manner of the scrip ture) "He knew not aught he had, save the bread which he did eat," he was so unhappy as to appear irresistibly beautiful to his mistress; but when this shameless woman proceeds to solicit him, how gal lant is his answer!" Behold my master wotteth not what is with me in the house, and hath committed all that he hath to my hand; there is none greater in the house than 1, neither hath he kept back any thing from me but thee, because thou art

his wife." The same argument, which a base mind would have made to itself for committing the evil, was to this brave man the greatest motive for forbearing it, that he could do it with impunity: the malice and falsehood of the disappointed woman naturally arose on that occasion, and there is but a short step from the practice of virtue to the hatred of it. It would therefore be worth serious consideration in both sexes, and the matter is of importance enough to them, to ask themselves whether they would change lightness of heart, indolence of mind, cheerful meals, untroubled slumbers, and gentle dispositions, for a constant pruriency which shuts out all things that are great or indifferent, clouds the imagination with insensibility and prejudice to all manner of delight, but that which is common to all creatures that extend their species ?

A loose behaviour, and an inattention to every thing that is serious, flowing from some degree of this petulancy, is observable in the generality of the youth of both sexes in this age. It is the one common face of most public meetings, and breaks in upon the sobriety, I will not say severity, that we ought to exercise in churches. The pert boys and flippant girls are but faint followers of those in the same inclinations at more advanced years. I know not who can oblige them to mend their manners; all that I pretend to, is to enter my protest, that they are neither fine gentlemen nor fine ladies for this behaviour. As for the portraitures which I would propose, as the images of agreeable men and women, if they are not imitated or regarded, I can only answer, as I remember Mr. Dryden did on the like occasion, when a young fellow, just come from the play of Cleomenes, told him, in raillery, against the continency of his principal character; If I had been alone with a lady, I should not have passed my time like your Spartan: "That may be," answered the bard with a very grave "but give me leave to tell you, Sir, you Guardian.

are no hero."

face;

$112. The Characters of Gamesters.

The whole tribe of gamesters may be ranked under two divisions: Every man who makes carding, dicing, and betting his daily practice, is either a dupe or a sharper; two characters equally the objects of envy and admiration. The dupe

is generally a person of great fortune and
weak intellects:

"Who will as tenderly be led by th' nose,
SHAKESPEARE.
"As asses are."

Ile plays, not that he has any delight in
cards and dice, but because it is the fa-
shion; and if whist or hazard are pro-
posed, he will no more refuse to make
one at the table, than among a set of hard
drinkers, he would object drinking his
glass in turn, because he is not dry.

There are some few instances of men of

sense, as well as family and fortune, who'
have been dupes and bubbles. Such an
unaccountable itch of play has seized
them, that they have sacrificed every thing
to it, and have seemed wedded to seven's
the main, and the odd trick. There is
not a more melancholy object than a gen-
tleman of sense thus infatuated. He makes

himself and family a prey to a gang of vil-
lains more infamous than highwaymen ;
and perhaps, when his ruin is completed,
he is glad to join with the very scoundrels
that destroyed him, and live upon the spoil
of others, whom he can draw into the
same follies that proved so fatal to him-
self.

Here we may take a survey of the cha-
racter of a sharper; and that he may have
no room to complain of foul play, let us
begin with his excellences. You will per-
haps be startled, Mr. Town, when I men-
tioned the excellences of a sharper; but a
gamester, who makes a decent figure in
the world, must be endued with many
amiable qualities, which would undoubt-
edly appear with great lustre, were they
not eclipsed by the odious character af-
fixed to his trade. In order to carry on
the common business of his profession, he
must be a man of quick and lively parts,
attended with a stoical calmness of tem-
per, and a constant presence of mind. He
must smile at the loss of thousands; and
is not to be discomposed, though ruin
As he is to live
stares him in the face.

among the great he must not want polite-
ness and affability; he must be submis-
sive, but not servile; he must be master of
an ingenuous liberal air, and have a seem-
ing openness of behaviour.

These must be the chief accomplish-
ments of our hero; but lest I should be
accused of giving too favourable a like.
ness of him, now we have seen his outside,
let us take a view of his heart. There
we shall find avarice the main spring that

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moves the whole machine. Every gamester is eaten up with avarice; and when this passion is in full force, it is more strongly predominant than any other. It conquers even lust; and conquers it more effectually than age. At sixty we look at a fine woman with pleasure, but when cards and dice have engrossed our attention, women and all their charms are slighted at five-and-twenty. A thorough gamester renounces Venus and Cupid for Plutus and Ames-ace, and owns no mistress of his heart except the queen of trumps. His insatiable avarice can only be gratified by hypocrisy so that all those specious virtues already mentioned, and which, if real, might be turned to the benefit of mankind, must be directed in a gamester towards the destruction of his fellow-creatures. His quick and lively parts serve only to instruct and assist him in the most dexterous method of packing the cards and cogging the dice; his fortitude, which enables him to lose thousands without emotion, must often be practised against the stings and reproaches of his conscience, and his liberal deportment and affected openness is a specious veil to recommend and conceal the blackest villainy.

It is now necessary to take a second survey of his heart; and as we have seen its vices, let us consider its miseries. The covetous man, who has not sufficient courage or inclination to encrease his fortune by bets, cards, or dice, but is contented to hoard up thousands by thefts less public, or by cheats less liable to uncertainty, lives in a state of perpetual suspicion and terror: but the avaricious fears of the gamester are infinitely greater. He is constantly to wear a mask; and like Monsieur St. Croix, coadjuteur to that famous empoisonneuse, Madame Brinvillier, if his mask falls off, he runs the hazard of being suffocated by the stench of his own poisons. I have seen some examples of this sort not many years ago at White's. I am uncertain whether the wretches are still alive; but if they are still alive, they breathe like toads under ground, crawling amidst old walls, and paths long since unfrequented.

But supposing that the sharper's hypocrisy remains undetected, in what a state of mind must that man be, whose fortune depends upon the insincerity of his heart, the disingenuity of his behaviour, and the false bias of his dice! What sensations

muust he suppress, when he is obliged to

smile, although he is provoked; when he must look serene in the height of despair; and when he must act the stoic, without the consolation of one virtuous sentiment, or one moral principle! How unhappy must he be, even in that situation from which he hopes to reap most benefit: I mean amidst stars, garters, and the va rious herds of nobility! Their lordships are not always in a humour to play: they choose to laugh; they choose to joke; in the mean while our hero must patiently await the good hour, and must not only join in the laugh, and applaud the joke, but must humour every turn and caprice to which that set of spoiled children, called bucks of quality, are liable. Surely his brother Thicket's employment, of sauntering on horseback in the wind and rain till the Reading coach passes through Smallberry-green, is the more eligible, and no less honest occupation.

The sharper has also frequently the mortification of being thwarted in his de signs. Opportunities of fraud will not for ever present themselves. The false dice cannot be constantly produced, nor the packed cards always be placed upon the table. It is then our gamester is in the greatest danger. But even then, when he is in the power of fortune, and has no thing but mere luck and fair play on his side, he must stand the brunt, and perhaps give away his last guinea, as coolly as he would lend a nobleman a shilling.

Our hero is now going off the stage, and his catastrophe is very tragical. The next news we hear of him is his death, atchieved by his own hand, and with his own pistol. An inquest is bribed, he is buried at midnight-and forgotten before sun-rise.

These two portraits of a sharper, where in I have endeavoured to shew different likenesses in the same man, put me in mind of an old print, which I remember at Oxford, of Count Guiscard. At first sight he was exhibited in a full-bottomed wig, a hat and a feather, embroidered cloaths, diamond buttons, and the full court dress of those days; but by pulling a string the folds of the paper were shifted, the face only remained, a new body came forward, and Count Guiscard appeared to be a devil. Connoisseur.

$118. The TATLER's Advice to his Sister

Jenny; a good Lesson for young Ladica. My brother Tranquillus being gone out of town for some days, my sister Jenny sent

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me word she would come and dine with me, and therefore desired me to have no other company. I took care accordingly, and was not a little pleased to see her enter the room with a decent and matron-like behaviour which I thought very much became her. I saw she had a great deal to say to me, and easily discovered in her eyes, and the air of her countenance, that she had abundance of satisfaction in her heart, which she longed to communicate. However, I was resolved to let her break into her discourse her own way, and reduced her to a thousand little devices and intimations to bring me to the mention of her husband. But finding I was resolved not to name him, she begun of her own accord: My husband," says she, "gives his humble service to you;" to which I only answered, "I hope he is well," and without waiting for a reply, fell into other subjects. She at last was out of all patience, and said, with a smile and manner that I thought had more beauty and spirit than I had ever observed before in her; "I did not think, brother, you had been so ill-natured. You have seen ever since I came in, that I had a mind to talk of my husband, and you will not be so kind as to give me an occasion." "I did not know," said I, "but it might be a disagreeable subject to you. You do not take me for so old-fashioned a fellow as to think of entertaining a young lady with the discourse of her husband. I know nothing is more acceptable than to speak of one who is to be so; but to speak of one who is so—indeed, Jenny, I am a better bred man than you think me." She shewed a little dislike to my raillery, and by her bridling up, I perceived she expected to be treated hereafter not as Jenny Distaff, but Mrs. Tranquillus. I was very well pleased with the change in her humour; and upon talking with her upon several subjects, I could not but fancy that I saw a great deal of her husband's way and manner in her remarks, her phrases, the tone of her voice, and the very air of her countenance. This gave me an unspeakable satisfaction, not only because I had found her a husband from whom she could learn many things that were laudable, but also because I looked upon her imitation of him as an infallible sign that she entirely loved him. This is an observation that I never knew fail, though I do not remember that any other has made it. The natural slyness of her sex hindered her from telling me the greatness of her own passion, but I easily

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collected it from the representation she gave me of his. "I have every thing in Tranquillus," says she, "that I can wish for and enjoy in him (what indeed you told me were to be met with in a good husband) the fondness of a lover, the tenderness of a parent, and the intimacy of a friend." Ittransported me to see her eyes swimming in tears of affection when she spoke. "And is there not, dear sister," said I, more pleasure in the possession of such a man, than in all the little impertinences of balls, assemblies, and equipage, which it cost me so much pains to make you contemn?" She answered smiling, "Tranquillus has made me a sincere convert in a few weeks, though I am afraid you could not have done it in your whole life. To tell you truly, I have only one fear hanging upon me, which is apt to give me trouble in the midst of all my satisfactions: I am afraid, you must know, that I shall not always make the same amiable appearance in his eyes that I do at present. You know, brother Bickerstaff, that you have the reputation of a conjuror, and if you have any one secret in your art to make your sister always beautiful, I should be happier than if I were mistress of all the worlds you have shewn me in a starry night." "Jenny," said I," without having recourse to magic, I shall give you one plain rule, that will not fail of making you always amiable to a man who has so great a passion for you, and is of so equal and reasonable a temper as Tranquillus:---Endeavour to please, and you must please. Be always in the same disposition as you are when you ask for this secret, and you may take my word, you will never want it; an inviolable fidelity, good-humour, and complacency of temper, outlive all the charms of a fine face, and make the decays of it invisible." Tatler.

§ 114. Curiosity.

The love of variety, or curiosity, of seeing new things, which is the same or at least a sister passion to it,--seems wove into the frame of every son and daughter of Adam; we usually speak of it as one of nature's levities, though planted within us for the solid purposes of carrying forward the mind to fresh enquiry and knowledge: strip us of it, the mind (I fear) would doze for ever over the present page; and we should all of us rest at case with such objects as presented themselves in the parish or province where we first drew breath.

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It is to this spur which is ever in our sides, that we owe the impatience of this desire for travelling : the passion is no ways bad, but as others are-in its mismanagement or excess ;-order it rightly, the advantages are worth the pursuit; the chief of which are--to learn the languages, the laws and customs, and understand the government and interest of other nations; --to acquire an urbanity and confidence of behaviour, and fit the mind more casily for conversation and discourse; to take us out of the company of our aunts and grandmothers, and from the tracts of nur sery mistakes; and by shewing us new objects, or old ones in new lights, to reform our judgments-by tasting perpetually the varieties of nature, to know what is good --by observing the address and arts of men, to conceive what is sincere,-and by seeing the difference of so many various humours and manners-to look into ourselves, and form our own.

This is some part of the cargo we might return with; but the impulse of seeing new sights, augmented with that of getting clear from all lessons both of wisdom and reproof at home-carries our youth too early out, to turn this venture to much account; on the contrary, if the scene painted of the prodigal in his travels, looks more like a copy than an original---will it not be well if such an adventurer, with so unpromising a setting-out,-without care --without compass,-be not cast away for ever;—and may he not be said to escape well-if he returns to his country only as Laked as he first left it ?

But you will send an able pilot with your son—a scholar.—

If wisdom could speak no other language but Greek or Latin-you do wellor if mathematics will make a gentleman, -or natural philosophy but teach him to make a bow he may be of some service in introducing your son into good societies, and supporting him in them when he has done-but the upshot will be generally this, that in the most pressing occasions of address, if he is a man of mere reading, the unhappy youth will have the tutor to carry --and not the tutor to carry him.

But you will avoid this extreme; he shall be escorted by one who knows the world, not merely from books-but from his own experience: a man who has been employed on such services, and thrice made the tour of Europe with success.

-That is, without breaking his own, or

his pupil's neck; for if he is such as my eyes have seen! some broken Swiss valetde-chambre ------some general undertaker, who will perform the journey in so many months, "if God permit,”—much knowledge will not accrue ;- some profit at least,--he will learn the amount to a halfpenny, of every stage from Calaisto Rome;

he will be carried to the best inns,instructed where there is the best wine, and sup a livre cheaper, than if the youth had been left to make the tour and bargain himself. Look at our governor! I beseech you :-see, he is an inch taller as he relates the advantages.—

-And here endeth his pride-his knowfedge, and his use.

But when your son gets abroad, he will be taken out of his hands, by his society with men of rank and letters, with whom he will pass the greatest part of his time.

Let me observe, in the first place, that company which is really good is very rare and very shy: but you have surmounted this difficulty, and procured him the best letters of recommendation to the most eminent and respectable in every capital.

And I answer, that he will obtain all by them, which courtesy strictly stands obliged to pay on such occasions, but no more.

There is nothing in which we are so much deceived, as in the advantages proposed from our connections and discourse with the literati, &c. in foreign parts; espe cially if the experiment is made before we are matured by years or study.

Conversation is a traffick; and if you enter into it without some stock of knowledge, to balance the account perpetually betwixt you-- the trade drops at once: and this is the reason,--however it may be boasted to the contrary, why travellers have so little (especially good) convers tion with natives,-owing to their suspi cion, or perhaps conviction, that there is nothing to be extracted from the conversa tion of young itinerants, worth the trou ble of their bad language,—or the interruption of their visits.

The pain on these occasions is usually reciprocal; the consequence of which is, that the disappointed youth seeks an casier society; and as bad company is always ready, and ever lying in wait—the ca reer is soon finished; and the poor prod gal returns the same object of pity, wab the prodigal in the gospel.

Sterne's Sermon.

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