She means Not to go hence till she has found you, How SAY YOU? Tub. Was then my lady mother at your house?] If the reader thinks with me, he will be disposed to alter the present ordination of these speeches: for I must own, that I think Tub's part here should begin with the question, How say you? which is expressive of his surprize at what Awdrey had just been telling him. We ought to read then, if the case be so, as follows: -She means Tub. How say you ? We must supply something to give it stood originally thus ; Not to go hence till she has found you. Was then my lady mother at your house? Tub. An' this all, fair Awdrey, I am thine.] meaning to the first part of this verse. I suppose An' this be all, fair Awdrey, I am thine. 'Tis probable she was clearing some suspicions he had entertained; and as he was now satisfied, he had no scruple remaining, but was wholly hers. Come, go with me, good squire, And leave your linen.] The words are spoke of Awdrey, and so perhaps there may be no difficulty in applying the last word; but Mr. Theobald queries the expression, and has wrote in his margin Leman, that is, mistress. Have at it then: fair lady, can you love? upon it, I pray you let me give it a short cut, sir. Pol. It's thus, fair maid: are you dispos'd to marry? Awd. You are dispos'd to ask. Awd. Nay, now I see you are dispos'd Pol. I see the wench wants but a little wit; And that defect her wealth may well supply: In plain terms, tell me, will you have me, Awdrey? Awd. In as plain terms, I tell you who would ha' me. John Clay would ha' me, but he hath too hard hands; I like not him: besides, he is a thief. And justice Bramble, he would fain ha' catch'd me: [life, But the young 'squire, he, rather than his Would ha' me yet; and make me a lady, he says, [service, And be my knight, to do me true knight's Before his lady mother. Can you make me A lady, would I ha' you? Pol. I can gi' you A silken gown, and a rich petticoat, And a French hood. brave: All fools love to be I find her humour, and I will pursue it. SCENE VI. Lady, D. Turfe, Squire Tub, Hilts, Puppy, Clay. Lad. And, as I told thee, she was inter- By the 'squire, here, my son, and this bold Tub. Madam, 'tis late, and Pancras is i' your way: I think your ladyship forgets yourself. Lad. Your mind runs much on Pancras. Well, young squire, The black ox never trod yet o' your foot: These idle phant'sies will forsake you one day. Come, Mrs. Turfe, will you go take a walk The devil! O the devil is in the barn: D. Tur. Why dost thou bawl so, Puppy? speak, what ails thee? Pup. My name's Ball Puppy, I ha' seen the devil Among the straw: O for a cross! a collop Of friar Bacon, or a conjuring stick Of doctor Faustus! spirits are in the barn. Tub. How spirits in the barn? Basket, go see. [over, Hil. Sir, an' you were my master ten times And 'squire to boot; I know, and you shall pardon me : [not: Send me 'mong devils? I zee you love me Hell be at their game: I'll not trouble them. Tub. Go see; I warrant thee there's no Lad. Basket, I pray thee see what is the Tub. Come, go with me: I'll lead. Why, stand'st thou, man? Hil. Cocks precious, master, you are not mad indeed? You will not go to hell before your time? [bara. But, by your leave, I'll come no near the D. Tur. Puppy, wilt thou go with me? Pup. How! go with you? Whither, into the barn? to whom, the devil? Or to do what there? to be torn amongst 'um? Stay for my master, the high constable, Or In-and-in the headborough; let them go Into the barn with warrant; seize the fiend; And set him in the stocks for his ill rule: 'Tis not for me, that am but flesh and blood, To meddle with 'un. Vor I cannot, nor ĺ wu' not. [matter? Lad. I pray thee, Tripoly, look what is the Tub. That shall I, madam. Hil. Heaven protect my master. I tremble every joint till he be back. Pup. Now, now, even now, they are tearing him in pieces; Now are they tossing of his legs and arms Like loggets at a pear-tree 10: I'll to the hole, Peep in, and look whether he lives or dies. Hil. I would not be in my master's coat for thousands. [away. Pup. Then pluck it off, and turn thyself O the devil! the devil! the devil! Hil. Where, man, where? D. Tur. Alas, that ever we were born. So near too? Pup. The 'squire hath him in his hand, and leads him Out by the collar. D. Tur. O this is John Clay. Lud. John Clay at Pancras, is there to be married. Tub. This was the spirit revell'd i' the barn. Pup. The devil he was: was this he was [barley, crawling Among the wheat-straw? had it been the I should ha' tane him for the devil in drink; The spirit of the bride-ale: but poor John, Tame John of Clay, that sticks about the bung-hole Hil. If this be all your devil, I would take In hand to conjure him: but hell take me, If e'er I come in a right devil's walk, If I can keep me out on't. Tub. Well meant, Hilts. Lad. But how came Clay thus hid here i' When news was brought to you all he was D. Tur. Justice Bramble's man Told me so, madam: and by that same token And other things, he had away my daughter, Is he gone hence? D. Tur. H' was here, madam, but now. [bangd? Clay. And am I out of danger to be Pup. Hang'd, John! yes sure; unless as with the proverb, You mean to make the choice of your own gallows. Clay. Nay, then all's well: hearing your news, Ball Puppy, You ha' brought from Paddington, I e'en stole home here, [since. And thought to hide me in the barn e'er Pup. Owonderful! and news was brought us here, You were at Pancras ready to be married. Clay. No, faith, I ne'er was further than the barn. [Dido Wispe, D. Tur. Haste, Puppy. Call forth Mrs. To wait upon me: we are all undone ! Lady. Haste, haste, good Valentine. My husband is undone, by a true key, [not. To some body that she should not, if we haste 10 Like LOGGETS at a pear-tree.] The word loggats occurs in Shakspeare's Hamlet, act 5. sc. 1. Did these bones cost no more the breeding, but to play at loggats with "'em?" Sir Thomas Hanmer, in the glossary to his edition, says, it is in the number of unlawful games enumerated 33 Hen. VIII. and is the same with what is now called kittlepins. But loggets here signifies no more than a billet or small chump of wood, and is probably a diminutive from the word log: the game itself was so called from the loggets or wooden pins made use of in the play. Hil. D'oge Scriben the great writer, sir, of Chalcot. Tub. And who the rest? Hil. The wisest heads o' the hundred. Medlay the joiner, headborough of Islington, Pan of Belsize, and Clench the leach of Hamstead, [bury. The high constable's counsel here of FinsTub. Prezent me to 'em, Hilts, 'squire Tub of Totten. Hil. Wise men of Finsbury, make place for a 'squire I bring to your acquaintance, Tub of Totten. 'Squire Tub, my master, loves all men of virtue, [on you. And longs (as one would zay) till he be one Cle. His worship's wel'cun to our company: Would 't were wiser for 'un. Pan. Here be some on us Are call'd the witty men over a hundred. Scri. And zome a thousand, when the muster-day comes. Tub. I long (as my man Hilts said, and my governor) To be adopt in your society. Can any man make a masque here i' this company? Pan. A masque! what's that? Scri. A mumming or a shew, With vizards and fine clothes. Cle. A disguise, neighbour, Is the true word: there stands the man can do't, sir: Medlay the joiner, In-and-in of Islington, Hil. Scriben the great writer. Scri. He'll do't alone, sir; he will join with no man : Though he be a joiner, in design he calls it, He must be 'sole inventer. In-and-in Draws with no other in's project, he'll tell you, It cannot else be feasible, or conduce: Med. If it conduce To the design, whate'er is feazible: Tub. No, one Will be enough to note our name and family; 'Squire Tub of Totten, and to shew my ad ventures This very day. I'ld have it in Tubs Hall, At Totten-Court, my lady mother's house; My house indeed, for I am heir to it. Med. If I might see the place, and had survey'd it, I could say more; for all invention, sir, Comes by degrees, and on the view of nature, A world of things concur to the design, [year. Join'd, or did in-lay in wit, some vorty Tub. A pretty time! Basket, go you and wait On master In-and-in to Totten-Court, And taste the language of the buttery to'em. Cle. It will be glorious, If In-and-in will undertake it, sir : He has a monstrous Medlay-wit o' his own. Tub. Spare for no cost, either in boards or hoops, [cooper, To architect your tub: ha' you ne'er a At London, call'd Vitruvius? send for him; Or old John Haywood, call him to you, to help. [alone. Scri. He scorns the motion, trust to him SCENE III. Lady Tub, D. Turfe, Clay, Puppy, Wispe, Preamble, Turfe. Lad. O here's the 'squire! you slip'd us finely, son! [mend you; These manners to your mother will comBut in another age, not this: well, Tripoly, Your father, good sir Peter, (rest his bones) Would not ha' done this; where's my huisher, Martin ? And your fair Mrs. Awdrey? Tub. I not see 'em, No creature but the four wise masters here, Of Finsbury hundred, came to cry their constable, Who, they do say, is lost, D. Tur. My husband lost, And my fond daughter lost? I fear me too. Where is your gentleman, madam ? poor John Clay, Thou hast lost thy Awdrey. Clay. I ha' lost my wits, My little wits, good mother; I'm distracted. Pup. And I have lost my mistress Dido Wispe, Who frowns upon her Puppy, Hannibal. Loss! loss on every side! a public loss! Loss o' my master! loss of his daughter! loss Of favour, friends, my mistress! loss of all! Pre. What cry is this? Tur. My man speaks of some loss. Pup. My master's found: good luck, and't be thy will, Light on us all. Your ladyship comes to know any thing Lady. Yes, justice Bramble, I met the maiden i' the fields by chance, Tub. I intercepted her as coming hither, Pre. Know you that, sir? Lady. You told me, 'squire, a quite other tale; But I believ'd you not, which made me Where we found John Clay hidden i' the barn, To 'scape the hue and cry: and here he is. Tur. John Clay agen! nay, then-set cock-a-hoop: I ha' lost no daughter, nor no money, justice. John Clay shall pay. I'll look to you now, John. [ing. Vaith, out it must, as good as night at mornI am e'en as vull as a piper's bag with joy, Or a great gun upon carnation-day! I could weep lions tears to see you, John. 'Tis but two vifty pounds I ha' ventur'd for [dred. But now I ha' you, you shall pay whole hunRun from your burrows, son! faith, c'en be hang'd. you: An' you once earth yourself, John, i' the barn, ['un ? I ha' no daughter vor you: who did verret D. Tur. My lady's son, the 'squire here, vetch'd'un out. Puppy had put us all in such a vright, We thought the devil was i' the barn; and nobody Durst venture o' 'un. Tur. I am now resolv'd Who shall ha' my daughter. D. Tur. Who? sure To save his stake. Hug. What shall we do then, justice ? Pre. The bride was met 'the young 'squire's hands. Hug. And what's become of her? Tub. Was not my mother's man, Pol- And a strange gentlewoman in his company, Of late here, chanon? Hug. Yes, and I dispatch'd 'em. Tub. Dispatch'd'em! how do you mean › Hug. Why married 'em, As they desir'd but now. Tub. And do you know What you ha' done, sir Hugh: Tub. You have ended all the quarrel: Lady. Married! to whom? Tur. My daughter Awdrey married, And she not know of it! D. Tur. Nor her father or mother! |