SCENE II-A Street. Enter PEREZ. Per: Had I but lungs enough to bawl suffi ciently, That all the queans in Christendom might hear me, That men might run away from the contagion, Cut her in pieces, every piece will live still, They have so many lives, there's no hanging of They are too light to drown, they're cork and To burn too cold, they live like salamanders: Enter CACAFOGO, with a casket. Caca. Be cozened by a thing of clouts! a she That every silkman's shop breeds! To be cheated, Per. Who is he, that's cheated? Speak again, Per. It is no matter. By a woman cozened, A real woman! Caca. By a real devil, Plague of her jewels, and her copper chains, Per. Sweet, cozened sir, let's see them. I have been cheated, too; I would have you note And lewdly cheated, by a woman also, Caca. Pray ye, take it; You are the merriest undone man in Europe. I've seen these jewels: what a notable penny- Have you had! You will not take, sir, Caca. Thou'rt deceived; I will take- Some any thing, some half ten, half a ducat. sure: D'ye mark their waters? Caca. Quicksands choak their waters, And her's that brought them, too! but I shall find her. Per. And so shall I, I hope: but do not hurt her. If But art thou cheated? Minister some comfort. Come, prithee come; art thou so pure a cox- To be undone? Do not dissemble with me. For I'm a spirit wild, that flies about thee; Caca. Dost thou laugh? Damnably, I say, Per. By whom, good spirit? Speak, speak! Ha, ha, ha! Caca. I'll utter; laugh till thy lungs crack; by A lewd, abominable, and plain woman! Per. I must laugh; prithee pardon me, I shall laugh terribly. Caca. I shall be angry, Terribly angry; I have cause. Per. That's it; And 'tis no reason but thou shouldst be angry, You cannot find, in all this kingdom, [Exit. Caca. If I were valiant now, I'd kill this fellow. I've money enough lies by me, at a pinch, SCENE III-A street. [Exit. Estif. No, no, sir, you shall feel. [Exit Servant. Leon. How! slain? Why, Margaritta, Per. Hold, hold, ye villain! what, would you Wife, sure some new device they have afoot again, Kill your own husband? Estif. Let mine own husband, then, Be in his own wits. There, there's a thousand ducats. Who must provide for you? And yet you'll kill me! Per. I will not hurt thee for ten thousand Some trick upon my credit; I shall meet it. Alone, and in a storm, than rule one woman. Duke. I fell out with my friend, the noble colonel. My cause was naught, for 'twas about your hon our; And he, that wrongs the innocent, ne'er prospers, Leon. Help, gentlemen, to carry him. Duke. I thank ye, noble sir. Leon. To bed with him; and, wife, give your attendance. [Exeunt DUKE, SANCHIO, ALONZO, Margaritta, and servant. If you have more hurt dukes, or gentlemen, Alt. Where is it, please you, that we shall detain him? He seems at war with reason, full of wine. Fit cover for such beasts. Should he be resty, [Exit. Mar. I will deserve them. [Exit. Leon. My work is done, and now my heart's at ease. I read in every look, she means me fairly; [Exit. I'll have thee let blood in all the veins about SCENE V.-A chamber. Duke discovered in a thee; I'll have thy thoughts found, too, and have them opened, Thy spirits purged, for those are they that fire ye. The maid shall be thy mistress, thou the maid, And all her servile labours thou shalt reach at, And go through cheerfully, or else sleep empty : That maid shall lie by me, to teach you duty; You in a pallet by, to humble ye, And grieve for what you lose, thou foolish, wicked woman. Mar. I've lost myself, sir, And all that was my base self, disobedience : [Kneels. My wantonness, my stubbornness, I've lost too. And now, by that pure good faith good wives are crowned with, My damages I did but counterfeit, Mar. As low in blood, you mean: Duke. Nay, nay, my Margaritta; Come to my couch, and there let's lisp love's language. Mar. Would you take that, which I've no right Steal wedlock's property; and, in his house, Duke. Leave these dull thoughts to mortifying Let us, while love is lusty, prove its power. You found my weakness, wanted to ensnare it : Duke. Indeed, fair lady, This jesting well becomes a sprightly beauty. Mar. Nay, then, within, there! Enter LEON, JUAN, ALONZO, and SaxCHIO, Was it your grace that wanted me? No answer! Duke. More hurt than ever; spare your re- I feel too much already. Caca. Where is my bona roba ? Oh, you're all here. Why, I dont fear suap dragons--impotential, powerfully potioned-I can drink with Hector, and beat him, too. Then, what care I for captains! I'm full of Greek wine; the true, antient courage. Sweet Mrs Margaritta, let me kiss thee-your kisses shall pay me for his kicking. Leon. What would you? Leon. Lead off the wretch. Caca. Filthy! Oh, you're a prince; yet I can Caca. Speak you to your creditors, good captain half-pay; I'll not take thy pawn in. Leon. Which of the butts is thy mistress? Leon. There are two in thine, I'm sure, it is grown so monstrous, Caca. Butt in thy face. Leon. Go, carry him to sleep; [Exit CACA. Who's this? my Mahound cousin? Per. Good sir, 'tis very good: would I had a For there's no talking in the open air. Leon. I see it, sir-and now your grace shall A pretty lady, too, I have missed both; know, I can as readily pardon as revenge. Be comforted; all is forgotten. Duke. I thank you, sir. Leon. Wife, you are a right one; And now, with unknown nations, I dare trust ye. never prosper. My carpenter built in a mist, I thank him. You are a fool, cǝz. Leon. I must laugh a little; And now I've done. Coz, thou shalt live with Thou art a valiant man, and thou shalt never | I have two ties, mine own blood, and my mistress. want. Will this content thee? Per. I'll cry, and then be thankful; Indeed I will, and I'll be honest to ye; I'd live a swallow here, I must confess. Wife, I forgive thee all, if thou be honest, And, at thy peril, I believe thee excellent. Estif. If I prove otherwise, let me beg first. Mar. Hold, this is yours, some recompense for service; Use it to nobler ends than he, that gave it. Duke. And this is yours, your true commission, sir. Now you're a captain. Leon. You're a noble prince, sir; And now a soldier. Juan. Sir, I shall wait upon you through all fortunes. Alon. And I. Alt. And I must needs attend my mistress. Leon. Will you go, sister? Alt, Yes, indeed, good brother, |