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PISTLES IN VERSE.

To J. LAPRAIK.

Sept. 13th, 1785.

Guid speed an' furder to you, Johny,
Guid health, hale hans, an' weather bonny;
Now when ye're nickan down fu' canny
The staff o' bread,

May ye ne'er want a stoup o' branny
To clear your head.

May boreas never thresh your rigs,
Nor kick your rickles aff their legs,
Sendin' the stuff o'er muirs an' haggs
Like drivin' wrack;

But may the tapmast grain that wags
Come to the sack.

I'm bizzie too, an' skelpin' at it,
But bitter, daudin showers hae wat it,
Sae my auld stumpie pen I gat it

Wi' muckle wark,

An' took my joeteleg an' whatt it,

Like ony clark.

It's now twa months that I'm your debtor,
For your braw, nameless, dateless letter,
Abusin' me for harsh ill-nature

On holy men,

While deil a hair yoursel ye're better,

But mair profane.

But let the kirk-folk ring their bells,

Let's sing about our noble sels;

Jocteleg a knife.

We'll cry nae jads frae heathen hills

To help, or roose us,

But browster wives an' whiskie stills,

They are the muses.

Your friendship sir, I winna quat it,
An' if yo nak' objections at it,

Then han' in nieve some day we'll knot it,

An' witness take,

An' when wi' usquabae we've wat it

It winna break.

But if the beast and branks be spar'd
Till kye be gaun without the herd,

An' a' the vittel in the yard,

An' theekit right,

I mean your ingle-side to guard

Ae winter night.

Then muse-inspirin' aqua-vitæ

Shall make us baith sae blythe an' witty,
Till ye forget ye're auld an' gatty,

An' be as canty

As ye were nine years less than thretty,

Sweet ane an' twenty!

But stooks are cowpett wi' the blast,
An' now the sinn keeks in the west,
Then I maun rin amang the rest

An' quat my chanter;

Sae I subscribe mysel in haste,

Yours, Rab the Ranter.

Browster wives-alehouse wives.

+ Cowpet-tumbled over.

Rab the Ranter-It is very probable that the poet thus named himself after the border piper, so spiritedly introduced in the popular song of Maggie Lauder :

"For I'm a piper to my trade,
My name is Rab the Ranter;

TO THE REV. JOHN M'MATH,

Inclosing a copy of Holy Willie's Prayer, which he had requested.

Sept. 17th, 1785.

While at the stook the shearers cow'r
To shun the bitter blaudin' show'r,

Or in gulravage* rinnin scow'r

To pass the time,

To you I dedicate the hour

In idle rhyme.

My musie, tir'd wi' mony a sonnet

On gown, an' ban', an' douse black bonnet,
Is grown right eerie now she's done it,

Lest they should blame her,

An' rouse their holy thunder on it

And anathem her.

I own 'twas rash, an' rather hardy,
That I, a simple countra bardie,
Shou'd meddle wi' a pack sae sturdy,

Wha, if they ken me,

Can easy, wi' a single wordie,

Louse h-ll upon me.

But I gae mad at their grimaces,
Their sighan, cantan, grace-prood faces,
Their three-mile prayers, an' hauf-mile graces,
Their raxan conscience,

Whaws greed, revenge, an' pride disgraces

Waur nor their nonsense.

The lasses loup as they were daft,
When I blaw up my chanter."

* Gulravage-Running in a confused, disorderly manner, like boys when leaving school.

There's Gaun, miska't waur than a beast,
Wha has mair honour in his breast

Than mony scores as guid's the priest

Wha sae abus't him,

An' may a bard no crack his jest

What way they've use't him.

See him the poor man's friend in need,
The gentleman in word an' deed;

An' shall his fame an' honour bleed

By worthless skellums,

An' not a muse erect her head

To cowe the blellums?

O Pope, had I thy satire's darts
To gie the rascals their deserts,
I'd rip their rotten, hollow hearts,
An' tell aloud

Their jugglin' hocus pocus arts

To cheat the crowd.

God knows, I'm no the thing I shou'd be,
Nor am I even the thing I cou'd be,
But twenty times, I rather wou'd be

An atheist clean,

Than under gospel colours hid be

Just for a screen.

An honest man may like a lass,
An honest man may like a glass,
But mean revenge an' malice fause
He'll still disdain,

An' then cry zeal for gospel laws,

Like some we ken.

They take religion in their mouth;
They talk o' merey, grace, an' truth,

Gavin Hamilton, esq.

The poet has introduced the two first lines of this stanza into the dedication of his works to Mr. Hamilton.

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