Thy indistinct expressions seem My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! My Mary! PREACHING V8. PRACTICE. A youngster at school, more sedate than the rest, Had once his integrity put to the test; His comrades had plotted an orchard to rob, And ask'd him to go and assist in the job. He was shock’d, sir, like you, and answer'd_"Oh, no What! rob our good neighbor? I pray you don't go! Besides, the man's poor, his orchard's his bread, Then think of his children, for they must be fed.” “ You speak very fine, and you look very grave, But apples we want, and apples we'll have; If you will go with us, you shall have a share, If not, you shall have neither apple nor pear." They spoke, and Tom ponder'd—“I see they will go : Poor man! what a pity to injure him so! Poor man! I would save him his fruit if I could, But staying behind will do him no good. “If the matter depended alone upon me, THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GII.PIN, Showing how he went farther than he intended, and came safe home again. John Gilpin was a citizen Of credit and renown, Of famous London town. Though wedded we have been No holiday have seen. And we will then repair All in a chaise and pair. Myself and children three, On horseback after we.” Of womankind but one, Therefore it shall be done. As all the world doth know, Will lend his horse to go." And for that wine is dear, Which is both bright and clear." O'erjoy'd was he to find She had a frugal mind. But yet was not allow'd Should say that she was proud. So three doors off the chaise was stay'd, Where they did all get in; Six precious souls, and all agog To dash through thick and thin. Were never folk so glad, As if Cheapside were mad. Seized fast the flowing mane, But soon came down again; His journey to begin, Three customers come in. Although it grieved him sore, Would trouble him much more. 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, “The wine is left behind !". My leathern belt likewise, When I do exercise." Had two stone bottles found, And keep it safe and sound. Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. Then over all, that he might be Equipp'd from top to toe, He manfully did throw. Upon his nimble steed, With caution and good beed. Beneath his well-shod feel, The snorting beast began to trot, Which galld him in his seat. So “Fair and softly," John he cried; But John he cried in vain; In spite of curb and rein. Who cannot sit upright, And eke with all his might. Had handled been before, Did wonder more and more. Away went hat and wig; Of running such a rig. Like streamer long and gay, At last it flew away. The bottles he had slung; As hath been said or sung. Up flew the windows all; As loud as he could bawl. His fame soon spread around“He carries weight! he rides a race! 'Tis for a thousand pound !" And still, as fast as he drew near, 'Twas wonderful to view How in a trice the turnpike-men Their gates wide open threw. And now, as he went bowing down His reeking head full low, Were shatter'd at a blow. Down ran the wine into the road, Most piteous to be seen, As they had basted been. With leathern girdle braced ; |